Tom Kingsley

Big lover of taking photos. Always on the look out for a new angle at anything. On purestorm.

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JK Rowling denies plan to dramatise her Twitter feud with Piers Morgan in book called Harry Potter And The Half-Wit Ponce.

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Has decided that @MissSmithxxx has the most exquisite body. Love hearing about what she's been up to.

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@SamHModel where in the Uk are you based Samantha?

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@Amy_taboo did you get the stuff I sent for your whatsapp?

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@Amy_taboo are you free this evening to Snapchat or whatsapp?

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@AliceeBrookees do you ever do any whatsapp or Snapchat texting time?

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@MissSmithxxx are you free to text?

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@bachelorten - your profile picture looks incredibly hot

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@MissSmithxxx sent and sorted all for you x #wishlist

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@MissSmithxxx would you like some gifts for some of your gorgeous talents?

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@x_summers no, it just sits with you. They ask you to keep it on a lead. I always take water cos the air con makes train air so dry

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@Jessredheadxx gotta love Yorkshire lasses!

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@Amy_taboo I've got a qu. Would you let me pay you then you call me & my phone will ring & my gf won't know ur leaving a dirty voicemail?

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@MissSmithxxx I love the sexy geordie accent, sounds naughty. I wondered if you were interested in doing a voicemail (paid obv.) with a pic?

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@NaomiWoodsxxx or I buy you a sex toy from Amazon.

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@NaomiWoodsxxx why don't you send me a DM with a suggestion on and I'll see what happens. It's 5:45am here and a big bed to myself ;)

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@NaomiWoodsxxx would you like to do some flirty selfies for me in exchange for some vouchers or cash. Can't take my eyes off you right now.

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@scottishskyblu would you like to swap some money for some flirtatiousness?

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@jaidenwestX can you think of something creative with texts, Snapchat or voicemail for £40 today?

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@EllaHughesXXX what would be a good fun way to spend £40 with you this afternoon?