Tom Goostrey

[໊ @buffys]

name THE hardest line in all of fiction.

[Tom Goostrey @TomGoostrey]

@Vernaculis Have you played Visage?

[Tom Goostrey @TomGoostrey]

@StinceBuilt What case is this?

[Kingfisher & Wombat @UrsulaV]

Since apparently people have decided to slag on Waffle House today, allow me to say a few words, as a transplant to the South, about this institution.

Waffle House goes harder than 99% of us will ever go in our lives.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Waffle House is dirty and I like it like that.

[Marjorie Gaylor Queen 🏳️‍🌈 @Tim_Tweeted]

This GOP Jesus ad will never age out

[Tom Goostrey @TomGoostrey]

@RaceGod_ Targeting is outlawed by the Geneva convention.

[Tom Goostrey @TomGoostrey]

@RaceGod_ Stellar tweet

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Happy 50th birthday to Ben Affleck.

Here’s maybe the best thing he’s ever done - his drunken commentary on the Armageddon DVD.

[Sam Yeezy @samstaydipped]

This one a classic lmaooooo

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

Fascinating drone footage looking down into a volcanic eruption from above.

Credit: Bjorn Steinbekk

[Charge Cars @ChargeCars]

We're delighted to unveil our production intent Electric Mustang by Charge. Only 499 will ever be made. A legend reborn. #ChargeCars

[🧮Henry Talbott🦇 @bathematician]

The best PhD defense is a good PhD offense

Print out your doctoral committee’s old theses beforehand and spend the first 30 minutes of your defense eviscerating them

[Olivvia The Woman The Account @fixyourheartsor]

guest rapper on gorillaz song: i been in ends since ten kicking product round the bend, my mum died of tuberculosis i'm slipping into psychosis

Damon Albarn on the chorus: ooooooh flimsy steve, where did you go, what have you seen