Tom Hall

Don’t care if you think it’s bad that my van is my pride and joy. Love footy 🐯, music and just being a good bloke

[Tom Hall @TomHall54451079]

Going to jerk off now sorry doc

[Tom Hall @TomHall54451079]

Dream girl

[Tom Hall @TomHall54451079]

Wish my doctor was a female

[Tom Hall @TomHall54451079]

Doctor said I’ve been jerking off to much

[Tom Hall @TomHall54451079]

Dear Future child,
I hope you have your mothers kindness, looks and big eyes but if you’re a girl not her juicy ass. I hope you have my athletic ability, intelligence and strength. Love dad

[Tom Hall @TomHall54451079]

I’ve realised there’s no such thing as gay men, it’s all just a ploy to get closer to women…. Not bad thinking

[Tom Hall @TomHall54451079]

I’m Romeo she’s Juliat

[Tom Hall @TomHall54451079]

I have a boner and I’ll get rid of it

[Tom Hall @TomHall54451079]

Plump lips, big eyes and a baby face = boner

[Tom Hall @TomHall54451079]

Tom Hall.

[Tom Hall @TomHall54451079]

Slipping through my fingers all the time

[Tom Hall @TomHall54451079]

How about a sequel ?

[Tom Hall @TomHall54451079]

What wicked games you play

[Tom Hall @TomHall54451079]

World was on fire no one could save me like you

[Tom Hall @TomHall54451079]

Boobs

[Tom Hall @TomHall54451079]

I’m an ass man, bubble buts are my preference

[Tom Hall @TomHall54451079]

Threatening to Sue me mate? Pussy move

[Tom Hall @TomHall54451079]

I challenge anyone to a boxing match 🥊

[Tom Hall @TomHall54451079]

I’m going to go hunting … mate

[Tiger71 @Tiger7192926603]

Just saw black Adam, was pretty 👍