Tom “The Hoss” Hazelton

DKE Pledgemaster 95’-98’ | Red blooded American | Ultimate Frizbee Coach | Roll Tide | Bag Enthusiast

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@WemmickDKE soft hands

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women who listen to Hank Williams Jr are garunteed to have an Exodus level bush

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trying to explain to my coworkers why I went down so much in poker on the weekend without mentioning that I was barred out. Now they think i just suck at gambling #notthesame

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@antbarbour92 civic sport brotha

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This is bidens america #swamp

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@LeoGoneSavage the true answer

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Always the one homie who couldn’t hit the gym in the spring that keeps the lid on for summer

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@HoosierHogtie only downfall of this one is buddys skin on his knuckles is so thin that’s it’s see through. Def not really bout it.

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Panera needs to bring back self-serve charged lemonade before I drop this 8ball in the regular shit. #publicservice

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3 dollars for a bump? Yeah bro that’s straight! #imgoingtorobyou

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Shoutout all the white boys diffusing the chimpuation #goat #chimp

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Update on bidens heat: you gotta be fucking kidding me #racedoxx

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Zaxbys sandwich juice just squirted on to my leg and shirt when i took a bite. Undisputed goat chicken spot. #fuckCanes

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the longer i look at this picture the more deformed their faces seem. Truly one of a kind people. #disabilityawareness

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I run faster horny than you run scared.

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told a girl my celeb hall pass is lebron now she callin me weird? #theKing

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If wemby keeps taking 3s to the face he gonna have to retire. #slapitonyourtongue

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guy at work said he’s a huge charlie kirk fan so i’m showing him ai videos of aliens at his assassination. #conspiracy

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ugly couples deserve more respect. both parties biting that bullet for the better of society. #glueguy

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Don’t play with no black dude wearing cowboy boots.