Tom Hogan

The majority of my tweets are going to be either sarcastic or cynical

[VICE UK @VICEUK]

62 Reasons to Not Vote Tory Today https://t.co/x1XJGt1omf

[GOV.UK @GOVUK]

Register to vote in the General Election by midnight tonight: https://t.co/x9bGTTOJxO #RegistertoVote #GE2017

[Boring Brad Gifford @BoringGifford]

@BoringGifford dicks out for brad Gifford

[Tom Hogan @TomHogan3]

@CallumSturt94 true, maybe you could get berahinio

[Tom Hogan @TomHogan3]

@CallumSturt94 you could do a lot worse

[Squawka @Squawka]

Goals scored by clubs at #EURO2016:

Norwich City (3)
Barcelona (2)
Atletico Madrid (1)
Bayern Munich (0)

[Tom Hogan @TomHogan3]

@lucytaylorrr_ he's not even an MP. I don't understand why he's given a platform to preach his hate

[Tom Hogan @TomHogan3]

2 hours and 33 minutes to get to work. I wish that was a new record @SouthernRailUK

[Tom Hogan @TomHogan3]

@dreamteamfc @WillGrigg @TimJHou

[Tom Hogan @TomHogan3]

@TimJHou That thought isn't exclusive to Croydon

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

I'm going to keep it classy. It would be ‘morally wrong’ and ‘hypocrytical’ to comment on another individual’s tax affairs.

[Mark MacKinnon @markmackinnon]

Man accidentally comes up with perfect metaphor for 14 years of the "War On Terror." https://t.co/UHAES3twc1

[Tom Hogan @TomHogan3]

I have a dream that one day I'll be able to walk into a shop without every employee bothering me

[Tom Hogan @TomHogan3]

@DomHerrera95 I've just found out they are £65

[Tom Hogan @TomHogan3]

@charlieh747 @DomHerrera95 at least they might be at some festivals in the summer now

[Tom Hogan @TomHogan3]

@DomHerrera95 yeah they are definitely gonna be £65+ but it's such a good lineup. Would you be up for it?

[Tom Hogan @TomHogan3]

@DomHerrera95 it has actually happened.

[Tom Hogan @TomHogan3]

I ended an email at work using 'retards' rather than 'regards'. Why is my life such a joke?

[Tom Hogan @TomHogan3]

Are @SW_Trains and @TLRailUK having some sort of competition to see who can provide a shitter service?

[Tom Hogan @TomHogan3]

I cannot understand how Americans can get so patriotic when the country is so shit. They elected George Bush as their president twice