Tom

I retweet more than I post my bad

[Tom @TomIdkWhatElse]

@TheAn1meMan Cory in the House because he is, in fact, not in the house, but outside of the house. We do not tolerate liars. Cory in the House for worst anime ever 2020

[brenda ⚢ @deerf3mme]

texts between me and my 13 year old brother who is speaking way too loud while gaming with his friends

[gold star for robot boy @chasedbywasps]

I wouldn't know if the stripper loves me I've never been to a strip club. I mostly go to Jersey Mike's and Lowe's

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Banger. 🧨

[amore @aamoreteric]

asked my friend what if i’m faking my ocd and i don’t actually have it and she was like “i don’t think you would consciously choose to act the way you act”

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

house of the dragon you will always be famous for this

[Dr. Alex Zawacki @achillghost]

We did that, it was Slenderman, and two children almost immediately tried offering it a human sacrifice

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

🎯

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

A man's wife was murdered in Japan in 1999. Satoru Takaba spent the next 26 years paying $145k in rent to keep the crime scene completely untouched, believing future DNA technology would catch the killer.

He was right.

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So i started dating this guy who's "really into birds." Thought that meant he had a bird feeder or whatever. Showed up to his place for the first time. This man has SEVEN parrots. Seven. They all talk. They all have opinions. One of them heckled me during dinner. Called me "the new one" in a British accent for some reason. My boyfriend thinks it's charming. I'm being bullied by a bird named Gerald. Tried to have a serious conversation with my boyfriend last night and Gerald kept interrupting with "IRRELEVANT" in that same British accent. The other birds think Gerald is hilarious. They're learning from him. I'm outnumbered. My boyfriend proposed last week. Gerald said "she'll say no." I said yes out of spite. Gerald has been sulking for three days.

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

Tough scene 😬🏌️

[Huedartnate @huedartnate]

do you think people in the pokémon world say in a while, mawile