Tom Irby

College Professor (Retired), Software Developer, Unrepentant Punster
Old enough to remember when Texas was Blue.
#BlueCrew, #YellowDogDem

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

Jimmy Carter in 1976--his words are perfect for 2023:
"I want to see us once again have a nation that's as good and honest and decent and truthful and competent and compassionate and filled with love as are the American people."

[Tom Irby @TomIrby528]

Krysten Senima has it ordered in yellow.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

I never thought I’d miss torn jeans, but here we are.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

TODAY, we learned that, with the Jobs Report numbers at 223K jobs added, the Biden Administration created a WHOPPING 11 MILLION JOBS!!

Can we get 1,000 fast RTs and replies using the hashtag #DemsCreateJobsNotChaos to get it trending?

Please and thank you!🙏💪

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Can we have Little League rules for the House? Because this would have been called a long time ago.

[Tom Irby @TomIrby528]

Are you experiencing Congressional Election Dysfunction?
Try DamnItAll!
Warning: If your election dysfunction last more than 5 roll calls, consult someone who knows what the hell they're doing - like Nancy Pelosi.

[Dave Troy @davetroy]

Has anyone tried unplugging the House and plugging it back in again?

[Tom Irby @TomIrby528]

Could be that the most exciting sporting event today was on C-SPAN.

[Tom Irby @TomIrby528]

I've got an old Simon and Garfunkel tune stuck in my head:
I'd rather be a werewolf than a vampire, yes I would. If I only could. I surely would.

[Tom Irby @TomIrby528]

Twitter has been Musked up

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I remember the old saying, “Better to be thought a fool than to buy Twitter and remove all doubt.”

[Tom Irby @TomIrby528]

Proof that, since Elon took over, twitter is full of misinformation.

[Van Gothula @surrealvehicle]

People born in 1983 will be 60 next year. Let that sink in.

[Tom Irby @TomIrby528]

At least Oz has his snake oil business to fall back on.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Can we get 1,000 retweets on this important election message from Hillary Clinton

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

It was drilled into us to protect classified information. I never took classified information out of the room it was stored in. I went to the classified information, it wasn't sent to me. So I was stunned when I learned of trump's cavalier attitude toward classified ...

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

What @BarackObama said.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

GOP Chair Ronna McDaniel would absolutely HATE if #DemocratsAreDelivering trended number one the weekend before the election! RT and use the hashtag to ruin her day!

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Vote like your democracy depends on it.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Holy shit. Republicans are livid that the hashtag #ProtectMySocialSecurity is now trending at number 9. Please RT and use it below to make it number 1!

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

Our votes are in! RT if you’ve voted!