Tom

[Alistair's Great Tweets @YesitsAlistair]

But… he did get away with it

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

LOUIS THEROUX: (shouting at ceiling) Hi Wallace, it's Louis. Are you coming down?
V.O.: I'd been told to expect the unexpected when Wallace came down for breakfast.
WALLACE: Be there in a minute! Enjoy the show!
LOUIS: (to Gromit) Is this normal?

[Test Match Special @bbctms]

What a story!

18 year old Tom Norton takes a hat-trick on his first class debut for @GlamCricket against @SomersetCCC.

He’s the first man to achieve the feat in English cricket since 1925 & the first in the Championship since 1906.

#bbccricket

[Plink2 @plinketyplink2]

Looks like there’s been a big schwiiiiiiiing to the far right..

[✮ @trentnashun]

trent and jude driving fede to the hospital

[S @316simsim]

Him being Georgian is even better.

World class footballers from small footballing nations is my favourite archetype of player lowkey

[𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 @thecasualultra]

🇸🇪🗣️ AIK v Malmö last night!

"Jeffrey Epstein supports Malmö"

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

WHAT HAVE WE JUST WITNESSED? 🤯

Sabastian Sawe has just become the first person in history to run a sub two-hour marathon in race conditions.

Yomif Kejelcha was also under two hours for second!

[Alelliott @alelliott88]

Heard your mam's setting up a protest at parkrun

[OnYerHead.App - Football Trivia Game @onyerheadapp]

Your dad at Bella Italia when his pasta is served al dente

[ccfcinsider @ccfcinsiderr]

Made in CF11.

[Alelliott @alelliott88]

'Can I bring my mate to afters he's sound'
The mate:

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

louis theroux getting picked up by the manosphere from his hotel room in marbella

[cants @cantseyy]

If Dubai gets levelled then they can't even check dental records for identification because they've all got the same set??

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

This shit must go so hard if you’re a thousand years old and an absolute cunt

[Happily Dissatisfied @nocontextEFC]

Don’t talk to me about how anti-homophobia campaigns in football are unnecessary. I don’t give a fuck how it makes you feel.

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

RIP Baroness Thatcher .x

[Alelliott @alelliott88]

Liam Rosenior drinks bottles of lager when he's out instead of pints

[f @finnandoalonso]

Imagine going for a mental health walk with Tom Skinner. Pouring your heart out while he's trying to sell you a mattress and stolen perfume

[. @prime_jordan1]

Enough time has passed to ask wtf was this fit