Thomas Kelly

New age Actuary! A geek with a twist

[Thomas Kelly @TomKelly90]

@VFshirts Hi VFShirts. I placed an order with you on the 8th Dec but item has still not been dispatched. Emailed and called with no response. Any idea when I can expect to receive my order?

[Thomas Kelly @TomKelly90]

@Ryanair You say we may not be sat together... why put me in an empty row, separate from my gf? Attempt to charge me £6 more! #Unbelievable

[Thomas Kelly @TomKelly90]

#ENGvSL OCS lower tier, block 2, row 7 seat 41... the one at the end needs a new bat!!! @gazcooper89

[Thomas Kelly @TomKelly90]

@EMTrains would be great if you could get a northbound train to stop at Bedford for us. Lots of people getting annoyed here!

[Thomas Kelly @TomKelly90]

@ultimatepower Marine, are we doing the hibbudy jibbudy later?

[Thomas Kelly @TomKelly90]

@ultimatepower you going to nail the shit out of her howell?

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The average man will spend a year of his life staring at women! http://t.co/vJZQJ1bWzP

[Thomas Kelly @TomKelly90]

@BBCMOTD James Rodriguez... Take a bow son! #Goal5

[Metro @MetroUK]

Gumtree bought Playstation 3 never turns up. Buyer seeks revenge on the seller by texting him loads of Shakespeare http://t.co/tWPwOFitz9

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The minimum IQ required to be in the Spanish army is 70. German Shepherds have an IQ of 60.

[Thomas Kelly @TomKelly90]

Skicross is just insane! Love it #WinterOlympics

[Thomas Kelly @TomKelly90]

Pancake day is still a month away! What's up with that??? #disappointed

[Thomas Kelly @TomKelly90]

About to start #breakingbad for the first time! Bring on the inevitable addiction

[Thomas Kelly @TomKelly90]

Merry Christmas Eve!

[Football Factly @FootballFactly]

Players not Going To WC 2014:

Zlatan
Cech
Ivanovic
Vidic
Skrtel
Agger
Alaba
Kolarov
Ramsey
Hamsik
Eriksen
Jovetic
Bale
Lewandowski
Subotic

[Thomas Kelly @TomKelly90]

Moving day!!!

[Thomas Kelly @TomKelly90]

Last morning commute from Kent!

[Thomas Kelly @TomKelly90]

Hate you @WeyJess

[Thomas Kelly @TomKelly90]

Moving up to London in 10 days!!! Madness

[Thomas Kelly @TomKelly90]

You snooze, you lose with London houses... Missed out on a quality one #gutted