Thomas Kohler

[Thomas Kohler @TomKohlsi]

Boss: why were you in the bathroom for 20 minutes

Me:

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@theflapslacks @catgirlprostate Probs because his dad didn’t own an emerald mine and give him an unfathomably massive leg up….?

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@rj_abel @JaggersRay @alcampian

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@thatdayin1992 Fixed it

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@g_gosden A Rosacea

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@ConSpiracy1500 @GoodwinMJ @Waterstones Left wing……..?

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@GoodwinMJ @Waterstones Maybe because you wrote it with ChatGPT.

Hope this helps x

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@MartinTwigs68 You would be okay with it considering you don’t live here

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@HHepplewhite Idiot

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@models_by_Russ ‘Hey Siri. Make a generic gammon post’

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@andrewlawrence Mkay

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@DanielleKaivqy @phughes76340646 @Angela221510541 Not the forehead lady living under an orange-faced dictator telling me I’m fucked 😂. Charles has zero power, hun. Worry about yourself xox

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@phughes76340646 @Angela221510541 I’ll let him know. He’ll be thrilled

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@mickitiki So we can choose how long we live? Amazing I’ll let the people know

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@RealPeteBennett She couldn’t stand down. It’s not possible 🙄.

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@preciouscfc8 @femboiology @nicolajwallITFC @m0w4q45 Okay. It’s okay to feel silly.

It is a relief that at least one of the people pretending to be outraged on this subject aren’t actually even based in this country. Enjoy your ‘holiday’ (vacation?).

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@preciouscfc8 @RoyalFamily I mean yeah true. He isn’t the king of the USA so…?