Tom Kolbe

Perpetually failing and cat cradling. London

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What a glorious return to Twitter

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He’s not a Barlow!! He’s a BarlHigh.

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Does this mean we can finally listen to chance again?

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Kaiju No.8 is the anime about being the personality hire I’ve been waiting for.

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@virginmedia I’ve had issues since Wednesday. You said you were fixing it Friday. Now you’re saying you’ll fix it on Tuesday. Such shit service

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@virginmedia And I assume I’m expected to keep paying you over this weekend and next week?

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@virginmedia This is the longest service outage I’ve experienced with any provider in 10 years. Why is it going to take this long to fix?

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I just want to listen to City Pop playing over Cowboy Bebop clips all day, everyday.

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I love the 2x speed option in Tik Tok, but it genuinely makes me sad that u can’t do that with every single interaction and event in
My
Life

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Oh Christ no. #Reshuffle

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Can we get a list of where the far right counter protesters travelled to London from? Someone urgently needs to check how much lead is in their water supply. #GeneralElection #Cenotaph

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@TheRstott Mate. How the fuck is your dog getting up trees for hide and seek.

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@boomeranggames please stop using this image for your paid ads. It is absolutely terrifying.

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You make my Mondays feel like Fridays

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#ONEPIECE Jesus Christ.

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@McDonaldsUK can you not do this? It’s disgusting, and you end up with hardly any chips!

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Inherent vice is still a 10/10 movie

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Drive is still a 10/10 movie

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Why do I always find myself eating quiche when I’m at my absolute worst

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Getting lit with roofs #bbcqt