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[TLD @TomLD58]

If I’m not in my bed by 10:30 my dog gets super pissed off at me. But I actually listen to her usually

[TLD @TomLD58]

Why do sports moments always make me fucking cry?

[TLD @TomLD58]

@Lukebreimon lil amity??

[TLD @TomLD58]

@6figgy @_NolanA It might’ve been a Saturn and I lied lol

[TLD @TomLD58]

@jhuezzz

[TLD @TomLD58]

Every cult starts with a barbecue @max_flo_

[TLD @TomLD58]

We all have that favorite, go to koozie

[TLD @TomLD58]

@TheOnlyTO Deano

[TLD @TomLD58]

Do you take the time to rearrange the toppings on your frozen pizza to make it equal all around?

[TLD @TomLD58]

@kmoss1219 You brought the “let’s close the bars” attitude back with you.

[TLD @TomLD58]

Can’t wait til they close bars and we bring back speakeasy’s

[TLD @TomLD58]

If you don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing

[TLD @TomLD58]

It’s not getting drunk alone when you’re with your dog right?

[TLD @TomLD58]

No brains, no headaches

[TLD @TomLD58]

@_NolanA She still wouldn’t be tired

[TLD @TomLD58]

My fart made someone puke. My life is made

[John Rochon @J_Roch_]

I’m about to have the funnest wife of all time come 2021 😂😂😍

[TLD @TomLD58]

Nice how my phone starts shitting the bed as soon as I’m done paying it off. Smart move @Apple

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

We’re all fighting with @oskarlindblom.