Tom Hynes

Bassist for @maleficeband, writer for @TGDtweets, drunkard, gamer, occasional film watcher, lifter, show rep. Follow and see me tweet about all these things

[Malefice @MaleficeBand]

Part 4 from our last ever show at @DownloadFest. Watch the whole track on our Instagram or Fb.

@Dalemalefice @BenSymonsMusic @andrewmalefice @TomMalefice @jamescookdrums

[Malefice @MaleficeBand]

Part 2 from our last ever show at @DownloadFest. Watch the full video on our Instagram or Facebook page.

@Dalemalefice @BenSymonsMusic @andrewmalefice @TomMalefice @jamescookdrums

[Tom Hynes @TomMalefice]

@smileydaveuk 😂

[Tom Hynes @TomMalefice]

Megadeth have released a new greatest hits called ‘Warheads On Foreheads’. Terrible.

Though as a slight variation ‘Whore skin on foreskin’ would be a great glam/sleaze album title. #payme

[Liz Buckley @liz_buckley]

The world is falling to bits and everything is terrible but at least I’m not in this car.

[Tom Hynes @TomMalefice]

Got licked to death earlier. https://t.co/eeF9O5dgXT

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“I don’t sell hot drinks!” - one of the oddest opening lines I’ve had from a random person in the pub.

[Tom Hynes @TomMalefice]

@TalkingTHFC If only he had a brain...

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Do it whatever way you want but doing the whole ‘introducing the band’ thing always seems cheesy and rubbish to me. I mean do people not read the inlay booklets of CD’s anymo....oh.

[Tom Hynes @TomMalefice]

@Dalemalefice I’ve found no used mugs of tea yet

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@smileydaveuk Or give you a very close bush trim. TOO close some might say

[Tom Hynes @TomMalefice]

@smileydaveuk That’s Edward Scissorhands to you

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@smileydaveuk Get it in your gob double fast.

[Tom Hynes @TomMalefice]

@smileydaveuk Multi tasking?

[Tom Hynes @TomMalefice]

In other news I grabbed tickets for @aperfectcircle in London. FAAAACK!!!

[Tom Hynes @TomMalefice]

If you’re paying a cleaner to clean and they don’t clean then what are they? A paid visitor?

[Jake. @YedIin]

Life goals https://t.co/PvtsuYcSuO

[Tom Hynes @TomMalefice]

@smileydaveuk Did you get treats?

[Tom Hynes @TomMalefice]

Go and watch Thor Ragnarok.

[Eric Bristow MBE @ericbristow]

Just had £3300 to win £1200 on real madrid to beat tottenham easy money