Tom Malvaso

Actor/Comedian for almost 15 minutes & Writer for maybe 20?

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Finally found my VR headset in the basement. Now I see what everyone is talking about... this is crazy!

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“Mystery Man” 🤣 @andrewrsorkin come on @DailyMail

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@elonmusk @ESPNF1

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#mandalorian

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@Sophia_Nyx No one says Hulk

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@Sophia_Nyx The Distinguished Gentleman

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I knew I’d seen this vehicle somewhere before!

[Tesla @Tesla]

Cybertruck crash test

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Also the plot of Deus Ex

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@aaronlarnavarro AntiDeSanticism in this day and age. Sad

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@Yellowstone if Kevin Costner wants out it’s time to bring Mel Gibson in

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@Sophia_Nyx Life Aquatic

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@AgathaChocolats Pizza’s like “I’m outta here” ✌️

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@MadScientistFF 9.5

[Ron Sullivan @ChefRonSullivan]

Shit’s getting real out there …

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@elonmusk Agreed. Here we have a company that has appealed to glue sniffers with a refined palate.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I’m old enough to remember

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For the glue sniffer with a refined palate

[The Dodo @dodo]

Baby owl imprints on her human sisters and preens their hair while they're doing homework 💛 https://t.co/Y3TBeOnQ4i