tom 🦭

Procurer of bad life choices, Crystal Palace and Pittsburgh Steelers fan. Sometimes linked. #HereWeGo

[tom 🦭 @TomMason2610]

Coming into university, I had just had intense therapy for my mental health after my sister was diagnosed with Stage 4 cancer. I was in one of the darkest places in my life.

This week, we both graduated from university and she was declared 4 years in remission ♥️

[tom 🦭 @TomMason2610]

@DanTheStripe

[tom 🦭 @TomMason2610]

Why on earth is Kieran Gibbs the Media Director for Inter Miami

[Pints Drank @PintsDrank]

Laying the land >>>

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

It must be expensive being a Scottish football fan. First you have to buy a Mexican flag. Then you have to buy a Norwegian flag. Where will it end?

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Was on the tube, thinking about tonight's football. They announced at the next stop you could change to the

Northern line
Waterloo & City line
District line and Circle line
I was just waiting for the Sweet Carol line

[tom 🦭 @TomMason2610]

@DanTheStripe Must be AI reviewing the content - no human would make errors like this

[tom 🦭 @TomMason2610]

Only Real Madrid (7) have scored more goals at this World Cup than Crystal Palace (6). Simply mental.

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@DanTheStripe He’s been watching too much of the Patriots play there

[bigote @Exbigote_]

Messi: doblete
Mbappé: doblete
Haaland: doblete
CR7: doblete

La subtrama de neymar en Brasil:

[tom 🦭 @TomMason2610]

@DanTheStripe Wayne Pooney. Joe Shart. Martin Weeown.

[tom 🦭 @TomMason2610]

@MwepuMagic @SelbyBC83 Not gonna bother arguing the Dunk one, you’re entitled to that opinion if that’s what you believe. But respect for admitting that the Enciso shout was wrong

[Harry ⭐️⭐️ @Harry_Green10]

World Cup is great until you come into the office and people who don't know anything about football speak about it

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@FightRats It’s beyond a joke honestly

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The SNKRS app is fucking useless. Greyed out the option to check out at 8 on the dot despite everything still being in stock.

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this spain team without yamal

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Pierre is Palace 🦅

We are delighted to confirm the appointment of Pierre Sage as Manager.

[tom 🦭 @TomMason2610]

That Palace England drop sold out instantly

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@DanTheStripe Because it’s entertaining (no idea)