Skipper Beavis Slick

Like all the best poets, I've spent time in Hull.

[Skipper Beavis Slick @TomNorris21]

My name's Tom, I'm a Taurus, I like long walks on the beach, holding hands, murder-suicide pacts and watching the sunset

[Skipper Beavis Slick @TomNorris21]

@bruh2221560 @kurinohinohi @salsiearts You must be fun at parties

[Skipper Beavis Slick @TomNorris21]

@mattletiss7 Matt did you ask Grok about what you should do? Or was it still spouting too much government propaganda?

[Skipper Beavis Slick @TomNorris21]

@mattletiss7 Matt, did you ask any of these heroes if they can tell you why some chemtrails disappear and some don't?

[Skipper Beavis Slick @TomNorris21]

@FIWCHAMP09 Congrats on being part of the problem

[Skipper Beavis Slick @TomNorris21]

@Michael52816050 @cailanbell55 @RotherhamUnited @syptweet might want to check this lads hard drive

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@notadogonline @danbarker @ZackPolanski Woof woof, Mr. Ontheinternet, what makes it a privileged honour then? Potentially dying in a desert so that Exxon can get cheaper oil?

Did Master forget to let you out in the garden today, are you frustrated you've only seen the squirrels through the window.

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@danbarker @ZackPolanski It's absolutely does answer what you said, you're choosing to pretend to understand it because I challenged your position and you don't like that.

Funny thing is, I'm not even a Green supporter, I was just fascinated by your response.

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@JohnHundeslit @danbarker @ZackPolanski Last time I checked John, I was living human being made of meat like the rest of us, I'm made a fair point and Dan doesn't want to understand it, an issue of cognitive dissonant on his part

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@danbarker @ZackPolanski His active service was in the first gulf war, he didn't fight for me, or anyone, other than the interests of a few oil companies

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@danbarker @ZackPolanski You know joining the military is a choice not some privileged honour...also he joined as a Junior Commissioned Officer, hardly a man of the people working his way up

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@SUFCOfficial @billysharp10 I remember Sharp scoring a hattrick against you guys, and Billy kissed the Donny badge on his shirt everytime, Iron fans where crying hahaha

[Skipper Beavis Slick @TomNorris21]

@TommasoFGT @DannyMayf87 @DecMcA Aye lad that'll bring up that averaged to 2.1 goals a year

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@DannyMayf87 @DecMcA The loss of the U21/reserve side has been abysmal, I agree we're losing out on so much money selling on youngsters

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@DannyMayf87 @DecMcA Goodman is the same, a forward with 3 league goals in 4 years, 7 across all competitions...neither player is setting the world on fire

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@DannyMayf87 @DecMcA Yeah but in reality what has Watters done? Averaged 2 year per club with an abysmal goals to apps ratio! We did good letting him go

[Skipper Beavis Slick @TomNorris21]

@Mickyboy74 @lbdrfc

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@AidenWeston5 @drfc_official Good defender but makes silly mistakes and loves an injury

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@neiltyson Carl Sagan must be spinning in his grave, seeing his protege turn out to be a rapist far right weirdo

[Skipper Beavis Slick @TomNorris21]

@FranziaMom 3 or 4 different people on a train I was on the other day were displaying this behaviour.

If I weren't with my partner, I would have said something to each person.

Manners cost nothing and I don't care what podcast you want to listen to.