Tom

The most eloquent and coherent bot on Twitter. That’s a joke. please don’t ban me @elonmusk

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@TheRealJamieKay 8/10. Remove the sprouts. Replace with cauliflower cheese.

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@Heccles94 Because they’re brown?

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@bacdefg12345678 @DigitalVagrant Explain Ireland then.
Never colonised anyone. Infact were oppressed by the British for centuries.
They are receiving the same treatment as the UK.

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@ianrich15813274 You’re sounding a bit scared there.

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@TheRealJamieKay Should go private. It’d be better quality.

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@TheRealJamieKay “A guy who doesn’t understand our culture and therefore must be forgiven”

Isn’t that the usual line from you guys?

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@Heccles94 On the one hand we have politicians and celebrities telling us climate change is going to make the sea levels rise

On the other hand, those same politicians and celebrities are buying coastal properties.

It’s hard to know what to listen to really.

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@TheRealJamieKay 6/10. Needs stuffing and way more roast potatoes.

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@Heccles94 So when it’s really cold in winter, what then?

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@KieMc6 Like electric cars that save the environment or landing rockets that enable cheap space flights to allow multi-planetary civilisation?

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@MasterMaliq Islam: we respect women the most.
Also Islam: wear this head scarf so other men aren’t tempted by you and rape you.

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@KieMc6 I’m not celebrating anything. I couldn’t give a fuck that he has a net worth of $1 trillion just as I won’t be able to do anything to help the millions of people in poverty.
I care about me, my family & friends and how they’re doing in their lives.

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@KieMc6 Yeah ofc you did. You child.

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@KieMc6 Ok but to say the only reason Trump won was because Elon bought twitter is ridiculous. You think everyone who voted Trump did so because Twitter told them to?
Like I said, most of the world isn’t on Twitter. Grow up.

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@KieMc6 He’s literally said countless times in countless interviews that the only way to prevent human extinction is to be multi-planetary. I’ve yet to see any evidence of him slipping up and showing his distaste for humanity. But by all means, show me evidence.

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@KieMc6 That’s obviously a joke, you imbecile. Now who’s taking things too literal?

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@TheRealJamieKay Hash brown or 3

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@Heccles94 Are you AI?

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@St1bs @TheRealJamieKay Yes they can bring in their relatives very easily. I’ve seen it with my own eyes. As long as the main earner can prove they can “afford” to house them, they can. But that bar is very low.

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@KieMc6 Donald Trump got his presidency because Kamala Harris was a useless opponent.
The world isn’t on Twitter, no matter how much you think it is.