TOliver

I write songs and stuff...

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

So Theresa May will not promise to accept the will of our democratically elected Parliament when we vote on Brexit options -- but she will carry out the result of an advisory referendum, won through cheating and lies, regardless of the cost to the country.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

EU Council president Donald Tusk had extremely strong words for those who pushed for Brexit without planning for its consequences

[James Milner @JamesMilner]

Dear Lee, I meant to tweet sooner but I just been busy. Why are you so mad? Try to understand that I do want you as a fan... but you’re asking the wrong number 7 #damn

[TOliver @TomOliverTM]

*6 Tories

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

Look at it this way: yes, Pep could play a weakened team and allow Burton to briefly feel on a par with City. Instead, he makes it his job to remind them that death is a part of life, our entire existence is futile, and that we all shuffle off this mortal coil eventually.

[Jermain Defoe OBE @IAmJermainDefoe]

Let’s bring that trophy home, boss... 🙏🏼🏆

[Matt Bowman 🐦🔍 @PIGEON_MATT]

I deleted a couple of tweets today because the content (which was my own opinion) had become a catalyst for strangers to start falling out online. It kind of bummed me out that a) I had to delete the tweet & b) people were falling out on my timeline. My Xmas message attached:

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

⚽️🔴🔴

[Luis Garcia @luchogarcia14]

3 more points and another clean sheet.
@LFC 2 vs Wolves 0
Still no defeat and Salah being Salah !! #YNWA #TopoftheTable

[James Milner @JamesMilner]

Great gesture from the two boys, I’ll get a couple of shirts over to you - & if you give them away as well l’ll defo get the message! 😜 #YNWA #merryxmas

[Daniel Orton @MisterOrton]

Big Mo is in the new Hellboy movie, wielding a semi-automatic

[tom @tjstyan]

Remember when the kid from Narnia got tricked by Turkish delight, even though Turkish delight literally tastes like shit

[I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! @imacelebrity]

Harry and Sandra forever ❤ #ImACeleb

[Javed @PastTenseOfJav]

wtf i haven’t even heard of that first song #spotifywrapped⁠ ⁠

[Red Sky At Night @redskyatnight]

I don’t understand why you would buy a Celebrations advent calendar if you don’t like Bounty, knowing that statistically you will get a chocolate you don’t like at least three times

[Drew 🦋 @DrewCooper_]

As a child I was told ‘Butterflies are for girls’.

I didn’t listen and am now living my dream, working for a conservation charity that strives to protect them for the benefit of us all.
#InternationalMensDay

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

On #InternationalMensDay, remember that the biggest killer of men under 50 is suicide - and commit to building a society which ends this horrible misery. https://t.co/zVYDL0Z4wo