Tom Pandolfo

Public defender in Seattle, WA. Recovering software dev. Queer, he/him. Opinions shared here are my own, obviously.

[Tom Pandolfo @TomPandolfo]

Like seeing the trailer for Dune and at the end it says in giant 60pt font "THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE SANDWORM"

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

not allowed to criticize Israel, Charlie Kirk, or Cracker Barrel cheese within a span of just months. but we're supposed to celebrate July 4.

[kate bush’s husband @airbagg3d]

i love that these losers can't enjoy anything and will be miserable the rest of their lives

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

Juillard Tuition for the Dunst-Plemons nepo baby that will take best actor in 2052

[Tom Pandolfo @TomPandolfo]

@ArthurKolchak Bold to assume whoever made this comic has read The Raven

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Because he shares Hitlers beliefs about the white race and wants to distance himself from the name

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

I will say this for AI, until it came along I had no idea how many people have no idea what art is or what it is for, or how much contempt this ignorance gave them for artists and what they do, or how much they desired to remove humans from the collaborative experience of art.

[𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐢. @luvblessingz]

Letting a billionaire tell you anything about morality is insane.

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

Because they imagine a stereotypical "tree-hugging hippie" crying, and that gives them a dopamine rush. Don't overthink this.

[aria 🍓 @ariadotwav]

oh my fucking god bruh

[Dennis M. Hogan @dennismhogan]

I doubt it. Being on the left means you're constantly annoyed and exasperated by other leftists, but you do it anyway because it's about a commitment to human liberation. It's not a social club

[no episode 9 spoilers pretty please @user823493247]

genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks

[sleepiest soldier 𓅇🔻 @pajamamon]

if we’re not being forced to use AI then PLEASE show me how to turn it off in google. still haven’t found the button, thanks

[Mary Pezzulo @mary_pezzulo]

I was an ENGLISH MAJOR IN COLLEGE. I WANTED TO READ BOOKS BECAUSE BOOKS ARE GOOD TO READ. I WANTED TO WRITE BOOKS BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD FUN IDEAS FOR BOOKS TO WRITE SO THAT PEOPLE COULD READ THEM. If you don't have similar wants, it's a mistake to go to college.

[Ryan Broderick @broderick]

So I'm 36 years old and, you know, out of touch with what's going on at colleges, so maybe this is a dumb question, but did every school in the country lose their fucking minds lol. Why have all these universities baked AI into their graduation ceremonies? What fuck is going on?

[Eoin Daly @eoinmauricedaly]

An AI-hallucinated reference is a falsified reference, and a falsified reference should be treated as a form of academic fraud

[Edelgardian @EdieGuardian]

If as a college student, you can’t write 10 PAGES without AI, I’m sorry, you fundamentally lack the skills necessary for higher education.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

A whole generation losing the genuinely important ability to bullshit through an annoying assignment

[David Grossman @davidgross_man]

He's gotta get out of the Disney machine and do something with Yorgos

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

He spent an hour posting about how Christopher Nolan should be executed by the Greek government for putting a black woman in a movie

[gen z superboy (official) @shin_kale_rider]

He wants to fleece the U.S. government for millions of dollars and stay out of prison til he dies, it can’t get more obvious