Tom Parker

It's the gaps between words that really intrigue me

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Stewart Lee ‘unfunwashing’ Farage with exactly the levels of acuity, accuracy & acerbity you’d expect.
https://t.co/Q9jgzYebUk

[Matt Zarb-Cousin @mattzarb]

Wages have fallen 0.6% when inflation adjusted. So people have less money in real terms. This headline is propaganda

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Remarkable. And so, so true.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

The police have arrested what appear to be peaceful republican protesters in Trafalgar Square. It’s in everybody’s interests, especially the Met’s, that they explain exactly why as soon as possible. No matter what you think about monarchy, this is a deeply disturbing moment.

[terry christian @terrychristian]

All day everyday - it's laughable

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘mumpsimuses’ (16th century): those who insist they are right and apportion blame to others without looking at themselves.

[Kate Hampton @ahdidyo]

Cancel the coronation until we can afford nurses pay

[Nick Tyrone @NicholasTyrone]

Some Brexiters have got in touch to tell me I’m making stuff up when I say that Vote Leave campaigned on the idea that Brexit would mean shorter wait times for medical treatment. So, here is the evidence:

[🎒Shailja #FreePalestine Patel @shailjapatel]

Never forget that #PopeBenedictXVI excommunicated a 9-year old child for having a life-saving abortion after her stepfather raped her and impregnated her with twins. Excommunicated her mother too. Guess who he didn't excommunicate? The rapist stepfather. https://t.co/TZIwwOdPPU

[Richard Burgon MP @RichardBurgon]

This is an appalling decision. It should be reversed immediately.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

remember when Elon Musk told a bunch of hospitals he was sending thousands of respirators to them at the beginning of the pandemic but he actually just sent a bunch of cpap machines which are for people with sleep apnea

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Sewage flowing into the sea at Cornwall today. You'll be glad to know that new Environment Secretary, Therese Coffey, voted to allow water companies to continue doing this.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

No immigrant has taken your job. You were laid off by a capitalist who required cheap labor and took advantage of that immigrant to increase his profits, and nothing makes him happier than to hear you blame the immigrant and not him.

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Pls share to stop confusion.

THERE IS NO £2,500 CAP ON ENERGY BILLS.

Instead the new 1 Oct guarantee, like the old caps, limits
- Daily charge (28p gas, 46p elec)
- & Unit rates (10p/kWh gas, 34p/kWh elec)

So use more, pay more. £2,500 is just what someone with avg use'd pay

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

You have got to be shitting me.

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

Simple question:

Royal Mail bosses are making £758 million in profit.

Why are their staff having to use foodbanks?

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

When Liz Truss rejects a windfall tax on the £170,000,000,000 profits oil and gas giants are expected to make, it's worth remembering:

She's a former Shell employee whose party has taken more than £1,500,000 in donations from the oil and gas industry since the last election.