Tom Peretzl 🥨🥀🍩🌽

The DNC doesn’t give a fuck about you. We’re The Democrats. Fuck you. Believe it or not, this account is a fucking parody. #PUMA #StillWithHerForNow

[Tom Peretzl 🥨🥀🍩🌽 @TomPeretzl]

@Neoliberalssuc9 @StephenSchleis @jimmy_dore @RonPlacone @AntiNeoLibBot

[Tom Peretzl 🥨🥀🍩🌽 @TomPeretzl]

@Neoliberalssuc9 @StephenSchleis @jimmy_dore @RonPlacone @AntiNeoLibBot

[Tom Peretzl 🥨🥀🍩🌽 @TomPeretzl]

@GinaCaCSR @TomPerez @GOP I’m the head of The DNC. Fair elections aren’t exactly our strong point. Just ask Crazy Bernie, and the New Yorkers that sued us. We told them, in court nonetheless, there’s nothing that requires us to conduct fair elections. As for impeachment, no one cares. Especially not us.🖕

[Tom Peretzl 🥨🥀🍩🌽 @TomPeretzl]

@DudeConfirmed So, slightly to the left of Obama?

[Tom Peretzl 🥨🥀🍩🌽 @TomPeretzl]

@marx4all See my pinned tweet for a special message just for you.

[Tom Peretzl 🥨🥀🍩🌽 @TomPeretzl]

@JohnnyAkzam It’s a great day for us to exploit the real struggle of workers with our fake support for political gain.

[Tom Peretzl 🥨🥀🍩🌽 @TomPeretzl]

I know dumpster fires. I’m in one at The @DNC. This kind of executive overreach was started by Dick Cheney, used and bloated by Obama, and handed over to Trump when we rigged the primaries. We want these powers back in the hands of a Real Neoliberal Corporatist Democrat™️

[Tom Perez @TomPerez]

I know a dumpster fire when I see one, and this one is five alarm. This is a put up or shut up moment for any Republican concerned about the abuse of executive power. This kind of presidential overreach must be checked.

[FREE PALESTINE🌹/ IMPRISON BUSH💀 @AntiNeoLibBot]

@KamalaHarris Are you a cop? The law says if I ask, you have to tell me yes, if you are in fact a cop.

[Tom Peretzl 🥨🥀🍩🌽 @TomPeretzl]

@NightlyPolitics You’re correct. We haven’t learned a goddam thing. #DemsLose #StillWithering #Trump2020

[Tom Peretzl 🥨🥀🍩🌽 @TomPeretzl]

The Clinton campaign was an active participant in a conspiracy with the @DNC to prop up Trump and to cheat Sanders, and his supporters, out of the nomination. There will be no list naming conspirators because no one will ever be held accountable.

[Tom Perez @TomPerez]

The Trump campaign was a willing and active participant in a conspiracy with Russia and WikiLeaks to influence the 2016 election. There are more conspirators yet to be held accountable – and at least one of them is named Donald Trump.

[Tom Peretzl 🥨🥀🍩🌽 @TomPeretzl]

@SilERabbit Hold my mimosa. I got this.

Voters should consider themselves lucky to be in the room. Let alone that we allow them to eat. There’s a big plate of FUCK YOU for every single one of them.

[Ron Placone @RonPlacone]

.@jeremycorbyn Hey! We'd love to have you on the @jimmy_dore show!

[Tom Peretzl 🥨🥀🍩🌽 @TomPeretzl]

@socialcontraire @Sheeyahshee @desilee49 @wordsmithviv @TwitterSupport I can read in reverse autocorrect. It helps me wade through all the negative replies and mentions.

[Parody of a Parody @SilERabbit]

Thanks for banning a bunch of progressives this week Twitter!

I can't wait until it's just centrists and nazi lovers left here.

✊Just joined Mastodon
✔️Peter_Douche

#TwitterIsMySpace
#OwnedTogether
#StillWithering🥀

[Ron Placone @RonPlacone]

From cheating the progressive candidate to serving Wikileaks a lawsuit via Twitter and everything in between, the DNC has proved yet again that the only thing they're resisting is anything resembling courage or integrity.

[Parody of a Parody @SilERabbit]

Ignore what all the polls say.

Our best chance of beating Trump is an unpopular, corporate owned candidate, with no grassroots support, who isn't trusted by the left.

Democratic Rising Star™ Elizabeth "I had convictions until I thought I could be VP" Warren comes to mind.

[Parody of a Parody @SilERabbit]

After spending millions on market research, Democrats are soft-testing a rebranding of "Neoliberals" to "Radical Centrists."

Let's do some field-testing and see how it ranks among their other options.

POLL: Which name do you prefer to replace "Neoliberals?"
#OwnedTogether

[Tom Peretzl 🥨🥀🍩🌽 @TomPeretzl]

@CtHorseFarmer @ibern4you @EoinHiggins_ For every vote we don’t earn we’ll not earn at least another... ahh Fuck it. We don’t want to win.

[Tom Peretzl 🥨🥀🍩🌽 @TomPeretzl]

@SigEpGurt @EoinHiggins_ I hate you too. 🖕
(see my profile for a powerful message targeted at voters just like you)

[Parody of a Parody @SilERabbit]

BRANDING IS POWERFUL STUFF.
With midterms rapidly upon us, Democrats need to tune-up to their image.

POLL: Instead of "Republican Light," what's a fresh descriptor for centrist Dems?

RT to show support for HRC's SuperPAC Owned Together's vital project Vag-Hatting the Homeless

[Ron Placone @RonPlacone]

Alternate Headline: How To Guarantee Trump Win In 2020