That is until im drunk and fancy a go at being funny online which never happens because I'd need to ACTUALLY BE FUNNY WHY COMEDY GODS HAVE YOU CURSED ME SO. I do a great impression of Dumbledore dying though. A real crowd pleaser amongst the slytherin house
I think I used to post because i needed people to think i was a) living my best life b) happy c) SEEN!! Now, I'm not saying I don't still feel those anxieties every now and then.. but I certainly feel (close to) 0 pressure to live out my life online. 1/2
I share my life more intimately with the people who matter the most (via whatsapp and actually spending time with them!) And I can still use Twitter/insta to stalk fit boys I fancy. I reckon I've nailed the social media balance. Thanks for reading 2/2
In PURE HEAVEN listening to CHEMICAL LOVE by the INCOMPARABLE @iamcameronhayes WHAT A BOP!!!!!!!!! AND DID SOMEONE SAY DEBUT SINGLE WHY CAN'T I STOP THE CAPS
@gavinjames after seeing you tonight in Birmingham. I have decided that i am in love with your piano player. Please tell me he's a single gal and ready to get down n dirty. And by down n dirty i mean there's a new season of iasip on netflix. Call me. 07534471044
One for the Tinder bio. BEEN NOMINATED FOR A @BRITS AWARD!!! 😭😭 🏆
Seriously can’t believe this is real, thank you SO much to all of you! ❤️
from here on i’ll insist everyone, including my mum & dad, refer to me only as 'BRITS Critic’s Choice Award Nominee, Lewis Capaldi x
Looking after the family dog for the first time on my own today. I'm equipped with exxxtra thick poo bags and at LEAST 9 thousand tennis balls. The poo bags are for me. I'm bricking it. What do i do if she hates me? Can dogs hate people? Updates to follow..
Date night tonight with an american boy. Pray that I don't sing Estelle really badly or put on the Ross British accent. PLEASE JUST BE NORMAL TOM IT'S ONE NIGHT ONLY ONE NIGHT ONLY THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SPAREEEE (fuck it I'm screwed) #singleforever#turnsupinaweddingdress
@RebeccaLowe_x Stupidest program ever. Just watched it for the first time. It's so staged. Jack is obsessed and I don't know how. These people are morons JUST RUN TO THE WOODS AND LIVE OFF THE FOREST SURELY THAT'S A THING?!
Mine is set to 3 o'clock: an emphasis on the fragility of time. 'Better three hours too soon, than one minute too late' --- Jack's is the Nottingham Forrest logo. Guess who's the homo
@maggierogers hey m-dawg. Just listening to Light On. Boppin along. It's a big ol bop. And I'm enjoying it. Life is about sharing joy. So here's a slice of mine thanks to you. Love, me.