Thomas Shaw

[Thomas Shaw @TomS2109]

I’m not even an Everton fan but that goal has pissed me off so much!!

[Joe Gilmore @Gilology]

That's the most Everton thing to ever Everton in the history of Everton

[Thomas Shaw @TomS2109]

Oh my god!!!!!! ARE YOU MESSING!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 #LiverpoolDerby

[Sel @selinacakirer]

Ariana Grande’s fans were in a terrorist attack, a man she loved died from an overdose, then got blamed for killing him, then her best mate tried to overdose and the girl is 25 and is so positive. If that isn’t inspirational I don’t know what is.

[Thomas Shaw @TomS2109]

@ZackShort2121 Did you not see that knockdown?? That’s what I mean..fair play to Fury for getting up like!

[Thomas Shaw @TomS2109]

A fucking draw!!! I’ve stayed up for a draw! Devode there, Wilder got robbed! How the hell did Fury get up from that punch in the 12th! #FuryWilder

[Thomas Shaw @TomS2109]

Commmmmmme onnnnnnn Deotanyyyyyy!! 🥊🥊🥊🥊 #FuryWilder

[Thomas Shaw @TomS2109]

Relate to this every day 😂😂😂

[Thomas Shaw @TomS2109]

Cannot wait for Wilder v Fury, absolutely devastated it’s not on until 5am like! 😴😴 I wanna see Fury get his horrible swede blown clean off by Wilder 🤜🏼🤛🏼 #WilderFury

[Thomas Shaw @TomS2109]

@Jordy_Ward 😂😂

[Thomas Shaw @TomS2109]

Oh shit..Old Trafford 🙈🙈 #MyBad

[Thomas Shaw @TomS2109]

Fuck YOU and your fucking stats!!! #Lukakuuuuuuuuuu

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Since Romelu Lukaku last scored at Old Trafford:

Alexis Sanchez has collected £12million in wages.

Manchester City have scored 83 goals.

Lewis Hamilton has won 11 Gran Prix’s.

Real Madrid have had three managers.

Mbappe has won four trophies.

[Thomas Shaw @TomS2109]

@Jordy_Ward “I won’t shave my ginger growwwwler on Thurrrrrsday”

[Tom Brodie @TomBrodiie]

Been looking at the satellite images of the robot on mars and fucking Carl Cox is djing inside the camera. Bet mars is bouncing right now

[Thomas Shaw @TomS2109]

Fucking banned from Facebook for putting a naked picture of Holly Willoughby up!! Fuck sake 😂😂

[Thomas Shaw @TomS2109]

Scraping through with a 1-0 win against fucking Young Boys!! Imagine the STATE United would be in if we didn’t have @D_DeGea

[Thomas Shaw @TomS2109]

Fucking Fellaini! He’s literally took an exam in Fergie Time and got an A* #United #Fellaini

[Thomas Shaw @TomS2109]

Obviously it would be The Scum newspaper sharing such a ridiculous article!! #Bellends

[The Sun @TheSun]

David Beckham criticised for photo showing him kissing daughter Harper, seven, on the lips https://t.co/VeI7Ma3KAd

[Thomas Shaw @TomS2109]

Queue gay tweet...I actually can’t wait for this Ariana Grande video for Thank u, next 🙈

[Thomas Shaw @TomS2109]

The Mummy Returns on ITV2! What a fucking film!!!

[Thomas Shaw @TomS2109]

Fucking Tekashi 6ix9ine getting a mandatory 25 years in prison the idiot!! That court sketch is something else.. 😂😂 @TEKASHI6IX9lNE