Thomas $. Monson

Prophet, seer, revelator, and CEO of the LDS church. Have I seen God? Well.... Let's just say that some things are too sacred to Tweet about. -Parody Account

[Thomas $. Monson @TomSMonson]

@JosephsbroHyrum I have to brother. It occurred to me that with the amount of time I waste on Mormonism, I could do some real good...

[Thomas $. Monson @TomSMonson]

Maybe one day truth, science and reason will be equally as beautiful. Good luck my friends. An extra powerful priesthood blessing on you all

[Thomas $. Monson @TomSMonson]

There will always be a part of me that wishes it could be true. Family prayer, eternal families, a god who loves me. Such beautiful lies.

[Thomas $. Monson @TomSMonson]

There is a part of me that is sad to say "good bye", but dwelling on the lies and wasting time being angry no longer has a place in my life.

[Thomas $. Monson @TomSMonson]

Mormonism will go on without me and anyone with an ounce of logic and the ability to ask questions will one day find their way out.

[Thomas $. Monson @TomSMonson]

I have wasted more than 30 years in Mormonism. Today I am putting it away for good in favor of doing something worthwhile with my life.

[Thomas $. Monson @TomSMonson]

@LDSchurch Whoops! We left out polyandry! We can't even tell the truth when we are telling the truth! http://t.co/BWg9Zjy38c #TwitterStake

[Thomas $. Monson @TomSMonson]

@LDSchurch I had the same problem as I tried to send one off to this handsome fella. @DFUchtdorf Oh well. Big D, Merry Christmas.

[Thomas $. Monson @TomSMonson]

Sorry folks. Temple is closed today. I suppose you'll have to enjoy Christmas Eve with your still living ancestors. #TwitterStake

[Thomas $. Monson @TomSMonson]

@4JosephSmithJr Happy birthday brother Joseph!

[Thomas $. Monson @TomSMonson]

@MormonNewsroom So you can be Mormon or you can join the "church which is the mother of abominations; and she is the whore of all the earth"

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@MormonNewsroom There are save 2 churches only;the 1 is the church of the Lamb of God and the other is the church of the devil.1 Nephi 14:10

[Thomas $. Monson @TomSMonson]

@MormonNewsroom Maybe family can be the second highest priority.

[Thomas $. Monson @TomSMonson]

@MormonNewsroom "Even if paying tithing means that you don’t have enough money to feed your family, pay tithing."

[Thomas $. Monson @TomSMonson]

@MormonNewsroom Actually according 2 our 2012 Ensign article, Sacred Transformations, tithing is the highest priority http://t.co/jQZ2qy0uHA

[Thomas $. Monson @TomSMonson]

@LDSchurch I can give a super powerful priesthood blessing. Power of Melchizedek flows through these veins baby!

[Thomas $. Monson @TomSMonson]

@kroabot I got sealed in the temple spent 50 years as an apostle and discovered there is no god, but talking about that is bad for business.

[Thomas $. Monson @TomSMonson]

@kroabot Or sesame oil or what ever. Just zap it with a little priesthood before using.

[Thomas $. Monson @TomSMonson]

I think I am going to try my hand at making beer. (Not drinking it of course). I think I might call it PayLay-Ale.
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