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Thomas $. Monson
@TomSMonson
Prophet, seer, revelator, and CEO of the LDS church. Have I seen God? Well.... Let's just say that some things are too sacred to Tweet about. -Parody Account
On the backs of the gullible
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Thomas $. Monson
@TomSMonson
over 12 years ago
@JosephsbroHyrum
I have to brother. It occurred to me that with the amount of time I waste on Mormonism, I could do some real good...
Thomas $. Monson
@TomSMonson
over 12 years ago
Maybe one day truth, science and reason will be equally as beautiful. Good luck my friends. An extra powerful priesthood blessing on you all
Thomas $. Monson
@TomSMonson
over 12 years ago
There will always be a part of me that wishes it could be true. Family prayer, eternal families, a god who loves me. Such beautiful lies.
Thomas $. Monson
@TomSMonson
over 12 years ago
There is a part of me that is sad to say "good bye", but dwelling on the lies and wasting time being angry no longer has a place in my life.
Who to follow
Todd the Apostle
@ToddApostle
You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas.
Thomas $. Monson
@TomSMonson
over 12 years ago
Mormonism will go on without me and anyone with an ounce of logic and the ability to ask questions will one day find their way out.
Thomas $. Monson
@TomSMonson
over 12 years ago
I have wasted more than 30 years in Mormonism. Today I am putting it away for good in favor of doing something worthwhile with my life.
Thomas $. Monson
@TomSMonson
over 12 years ago
@LDSchurch
Whoops! We left out polyandry! We can't even tell the truth when we are telling the truth! http://t.co/BWg9Zjy38c
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Thomas $. Monson
@TomSMonson
over 12 years ago
@LDSchurch
I had the same problem as I tried to send one off to this handsome fella. @DFUchtdorf Oh well. Big D, Merry Christmas.
Thomas $. Monson
@TomSMonson
over 12 years ago
Sorry folks. Temple is closed today. I suppose you'll have to enjoy Christmas Eve with your still living ancestors.
#TwitterStake
Thomas $. Monson
@TomSMonson
over 12 years ago
@4JosephSmithJr
Happy birthday brother Joseph!
Thomas $. Monson
@TomSMonson
over 12 years ago
@MormonNewsroom
So you can be Mormon or you can join the "church which is the mother of abominations; and she is the whore of all the earth"
Thomas $. Monson
@TomSMonson
over 12 years ago
@MormonNewsroom
There are save 2 churches only;the 1 is the church of the Lamb of God and the other is the church of the devil.1 Nephi 14:10
Thomas $. Monson
@TomSMonson
over 12 years ago
@MormonNewsroom
Maybe family can be the second highest priority.
Thomas $. Monson
@TomSMonson
over 12 years ago
@MormonNewsroom
"Even if paying tithing means that you donβt have enough money to feed your family, pay tithing."
Thomas $. Monson
@TomSMonson
over 12 years ago
@MormonNewsroom
Actually according 2 our 2012 Ensign article, Sacred Transformations, tithing is the highest priority http://t.co/jQZ2qy0uHA
Thomas $. Monson
@TomSMonson
over 12 years ago
@LDSchurch
I can give a super powerful priesthood blessing. Power of Melchizedek flows through these veins baby!
Thomas $. Monson
@TomSMonson
over 12 years ago
@kroabot
I got sealed in the temple spent 50 years as an apostle and discovered there is no god, but talking about that is bad for business.
Thomas $. Monson
@TomSMonson
over 12 years ago
@kroabot
Or sesame oil or what ever. Just zap it with a little priesthood before using.
Thomas $. Monson
@TomSMonson
over 12 years ago
I think I am going to try my hand at making beer. (Not drinking it of course). I think I might call it PayLay-Ale.
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#PresMonson
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