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24 | ‘You’re paying for that snake to be dry cleaned’ - Super Hans

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My everywhere hurts

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World Animal Protection is a great charity but they really fucked the job having the acronym: WAP

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I secretly like a bit of Coldplay

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@Domkelly_1 Save the lambs

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I’ve become vegan again so sorry for being annoying in advance #figsnotpigs

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Why is it acceptable to be a full kit wanker if you’re a cyclist?

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All the kick off about Ramsey Bakery kinda shows that us Manxies are proper inter bread after all

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Had a great night tonight

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Is gonna start tweeting again but only in 2009 Facebook language

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Someone who’s into heavy music over here please start a band called ‘Costain’s Rap Metal’

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Custard creams should be Class A

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@Paul_ODea

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Need to start hitting the Gym...my nephew has starting calling me ‘Manboobs’

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Anyone else reckon Dr Alinnson looks like Mr Burns?

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Still supporting onchan combi

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Support Onchan Combi now anyway

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The intro of Baseketball perfectly sums up what is going to happen to football

https://t.co/9CtdKMo0X9

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People (not me) who actually like the idea of a European Super League now:

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I miss being a preachy Vegan

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@Michael_Hutton7 ROCK