Tom Palmer

[Tom Palmer @TomSeePee]

@ROUNDTHEBEND__ Thanks Mum!

[Tom Palmer @TomSeePee]

@SecretPrem During the pre-planned parade at the weekend? 😂

[Tom Palmer @TomSeePee]

@hewantswealth The main difference being the sex was consensual

[Tom Palmer @TomSeePee]

@Keir_Starmer ‘Unlocking’ like they’ve all been stored away for safe keeping 😂 Clown

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@scrapytweets All this to have 4 slotted past you 😭

[Tom Palmer @TomSeePee]

@Keir_Starmer another one on your hands

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

Police have now confirmed that the suspect arrested for the triple stabbing in Uxbridge is an Afghan national.

49-year-old was killed.

A 45-year-old man and 14-year-old boy were injured.

The public deserve to know how he arrived here.

[Mazi Olisaemeka C. ™ @OlisaOsega]

Lmao Chelsea fans dey pa mi. So you’re telling me that Timber signed for Arsenal, played his first game, got an ACL injury, was out for almost one year and still has more EPL appearances than James within that period?

Lmao throw the work from home Cafu away, he’s useless. 😭😭😭

[Tom Palmer @TomSeePee]

The captions done me 😂

[Steady @DeanoGorton]

Julie what's the weather like hold on Janice I'll have a look

[Tom Palmer @TomSeePee]

@AMAZlNGNATURE My Dachshund apparently

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@SatoadshiLite @GM1872_ @metpoliceuk I don’t think the met have too much jurisdiction in Majorca mate 😂

[Tom Palmer @TomSeePee]

@joshmorton4 Absolutely spot on mate. No arm done.

[Tom Palmer @TomSeePee]

@wideawake_media I knew what this thing looked like before it appeared on my screen

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@JChimirie66677 @clairebubblepop Wow. What a reply 🫡👏🏼

[Tom Palmer @TomSeePee]

@Keir_Starmer This post is 2 days too late you sausage

[Tom Palmer @TomSeePee]

@Gidi_Traffic @DailyLoud She didn’t. She was rolled to the juicing room

[Tom Palmer @TomSeePee]

@Inevitablewest Racist

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@JackBMontgomery @Keir_Starmer

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@Alphafox78 Forgot to take the tie-die string out the T-shirt

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What are @rocks1883 more embarrassed by? Their team or their bar?

[Tom Palmer @TomSeePee]

@colliemogs Banjo and Kazooie or Timesplitters

[Tom Palmer @TomSeePee]

@LozzaFox It surely couldn’t be because you’re an insufferable little prick 🙄