Tom Shakespeare

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[Tom Shakespeare @TomShakespeare_]

Holywell Bay, Cornwall #Holywell #holywellbay #Cornwall #beach #southwestcoastalpath #coast #southwestcoastpath #surf #sea #sunset #hiking #easterholidays

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Net spend last 5 years, Premier League.

Very interesting @KieranMaguire!

[Tom Shakespeare @TomShakespeare_]

@tinnyavfc @johntownley11 Just need someone with football IQ and imagination. A valid role at the club and worth focusing on replacing.

[walshcat 🦁 @walshcat1]

Take 2 minutes to watch this genius 😂😂

[Emilio Yitzhak ن @EmilioYitzhak]

Lo poético de este gol fue ver que Molina empuja a Williams (los argentinos se la vivieron haciendo esto durante todo el mundial sabiendo que el arbitraje estaba a su favor) pero eso termina ayudándolo para poder dar la asistencia.

Justicia divina.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

England are coming home because Thomas Tuchel adopted exactly the same park the bus tactics that Gareth Southgate did when 1-0 in major games. England were on top until they scored and then Tuchel threw on defenders rather than go for the kill. He deserves to be criticised.

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

I've backed Tuchel from day one but the trust is gone now. I've never been so appalled and embarrassed by a tactical approach to such an important game. Sent us crashing out to our biggest rival like cowards. Get him gone

[Tom Shakespeare @TomShakespeare_]

@uppo18 @AVFCOfficial Sorry mate, you take everything literally. It was shit defensive tactics just like the previous manager but even worse in that 2nd half 👍

[Tom Shakespeare @TomShakespeare_]

@eurofootcom That 2nd half was criminal, 100% needs sacking.

[Tom Shakespeare @TomShakespeare_]

@uppo18 @AVFCOfficial Thats the joke, shambles

[Tom Shakespeare @TomShakespeare_]

@FootyAccums That 2nd half game management was Southgatesque 🤮

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Farmers are millionaires sitting on land worth a fortune. They can afford the inheritance tax."

Farmer: "How much did I earn last year?"

Activist: "I don't know. A lot, surely."

Farmer: "Twenty-two thousand. Before the tractor broke."

Activist: "But the land's worth millions."

Farmer: "On paper. I can't eat the field or spend it. The only way to turn it into money is to sell it, and then I'm not a farmer, I'm a bloke who used to have a farm."

Activist: "So sell a corner of it."

Farmer: "A corner doesn't work as a farm. You can't run a suckler herd on the bit that's left after the taxman's had his slice. You sell one field, then the next bill comes, then another field. It ends one way."

Activist: "The land only costs that much because you won't sell it."

Farmer: "It costs that much because a hedge fund three counties over wants it for carbon credits and a footballer wants it for the view. Neither of them has ever calved a cow at three in the morning. They set the price. I get the bill."

Activist: "It's still an asset."

Farmer: "It's a workplace that happens to be expensive. You've decided the value of the shop is the same as the wage of the shopkeeper. Come back in February and watch me not be a millionaire in the rain."

[Ioan Grillo @ioangrillo]

The World Cup should be:

In 1 country
With 32 teams
And 64 games
And each game should have two halves (not four quarters)

[Tom Shakespeare @TomShakespeare_]

@AVFCStatto Rollercoaster

[Tom Shakespeare @TomShakespeare_]

@Arsenalfor34711 @WHATSTHERUMOUR A other nibble from an Arsenal fan who has never seen his team play live. No wonder everyone hates Arsenal, a once great club but now full of tourist and bot followers 😬

[Tom Shakespeare @TomShakespeare_]

@GunnerPuls Palmer
Keown
Haaland
Saka

[BLAIM GAME @BLAIMGame]

This guy told people to vote for Labour, now he’s on BBC Newsnight complaining about the increased costs on hiring staff and customers with no money.
What’s that saying 🤔

[Tom Shakespeare @TomShakespeare_]

@Argentina No Buendia? Rediculous decision.

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

The angle you’ve all been waiting for 🤩