Tom

Musician. Manchester. MUFC. Only Forwards.

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@Flav_Bateman Because Nude exists!

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Sometimes I have imposter syndrome. This has really helped.

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Kylian Mbappe’s knee injury was misdiagnosed after Real Madrid medical staff performed an MRI scan on the wrong leg back in December.

When no problem was found after a scan of his uninjured right knee, the 27-year-old featured in three games for Madrid before the mistake was realised and rectified.

Full story from @GuillermoRai_ and @MarioCortegana

Free to read here ⬇️

🔗 https://t.co/mAu9E4GT92

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@AdamMcKola Mate. Actually elite.

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@lawrence_bury Nah not necessarily, when the competition in said season was of a relatively poorer standard. There have been more impressive champions in tougher seasons, competing against teams at their peak. It was a class City side 100%, but not the best.

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If the rumours are true and I’m turning up to OT tonight to watch United finally play 4-3-3, I’m going to have a happy accident.

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So basically just waited a fortnight for a defensive back five, against 10 men and a team who haven’t won at Old Trafford in over a decade, whose players are slapping each other up. I’m baffled by tonight. Absolutely baffled. It’s baffling. Completely baffling. I’m baffled. Baffl

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Pain.

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@jeffnolan @Variety Nope. Try again.

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@lauren_paige07 Easy. It’s because you’re not a psychopath

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@kathrynxjane Christ. Even Emery can’t fix that bellend

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I’m crying harder than it’s raining #mufc

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@reformexposed @Nigel_Farage So popular he needs a Grok generated, cluster fuck of an AI image to look it?

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@lauren_paige07 Same 😤

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@heavensonfireox

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@heavensonfireox Thank fuck that didn’t last long

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Final Christmas gig done. Few days off for food and rum. Lovely. Merry Christmas everybody x

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@kathrynxjane

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@EllaBarber_ Me too. Was desperate for it to work but can only be the right decision

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@heavensonfireox Fucking hell memory unlocked

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@sim_ni @theoncominstorm Does the same for me on Apple Music