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@coopuk lodge lane Grays RM16. Major water leak in your shop. Dripping off of the lights in the ceiling for 3 weeks now. #healthandsafety

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@O2 not happy with the service being down in the Rm16 postcode since Friday. Not good at all.

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In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol, it was the worst 20 minutes of my life

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Where is Danny wel beck when you need him

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Always digging myself into a bigger hole

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Yeah buddy

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If only I could screen shot the horrible screen of my shattered iPhone

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Gay bloke asking me what aftershave I'm wearing ? I must be doing something right !

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Been watching Rick Stein all morning

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Twitter is fucking dead

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The Chinese are fucking mad

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These people addicted to legal highs are fucked

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@TheCooperative Fruit and fibre. No fruit what's so ever. Can this be explained please ?

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France Portugal it is then

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Belgium FFS

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Leaving the EU is going to be the worst decision ever made.

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Fuck this weather

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Eat sleep Stella repeat

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What has Ramsey done with his hair?

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Friday 👍🏻👌🍺