Stringbean

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

All jokes aside, Justin Bieber is a piece of shit.

[Stringbean @TomStringbean]

@megan_connorr awww baby:)<3

[Stringbean @TomStringbean]

"@megan_connorr: One year today with my gorgeous boyfriend @TomStringbean, been the best ever:) I love you lots<3" I love you <3

[Robert A Sheppard @R0BSheppard]

GTA V should have been out by now. :( #disappointed

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A real Death Star from Star Wars would cost about $852,000,000,000,000,000 to construct.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

The best hangover breakfast is leftover sauce from a takeaway curry spread on hot crunchy toast. #UnassailableFact #ProvedByExperiment #QED

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

People of America. Have we done something wrong in the UK? Why is Piers Morgan back here this weekend?

[Stringbean @TomStringbean]

"@UberFacts: Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) once saved a plane from crashing, saving his two children and wife after the pilot passed out." Lad

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) once saved a plane from crashing, saving his two children and wife after the pilot passed out.

[Stringbean @TomStringbean]

#ReplaceAWordOfAMovieWithCunt Cunt Wars

[r e b e c c a @beccalink_xo]

Having a relationship and acting like total idiots around each other is too good.

[Stringbean @TomStringbean]

Silly girls doing this #cut4bieber crap. Sort yourselves out you cretins.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

If you had 1 billion dollars and spent $1,000 a day, it would take you 2,749 years to spend it all.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

There are many different forms of Kryptonite, including pink Kryptonite which actually turns Superman gay.