Tom Tatun

Professional brainstormer.

Despite being objectively correct, my opinions are my own and do not represent those of my employer or my family.

[Tom Tatun @TomTatun]

Simply sell it. You don’t need a giant 5 bedroom home as an empty nester.

[Tom Tatun @TomTatun]

Insane to act like this is ok.

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

The nightmare the gun lobby has warned against for decades — a federal government that uses violence to strip the constitutional freedoms of citizens who disagree with them — is happening in Minneapolis, btw

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Why does this organization exist if it doesn’t defend a gun owner the state says it killed specifically because he was carrying a legal firearm?

[Sam Stein @samstein]

By far the clearest of the videos and by far the most jarring.

[Dan Diamond @ddiamond]

the DC sports equivalent of Mitch McConnell endorsing Trump

[Tom Tatun @TomTatun]

Personal update: a side project I’ve been building, Fantasy Gambling League (FGL), is headed to @icegamingglobal next month for a pitch competition!

We just launched our iOS app into beta and are looking for testers!

https://t.co/b4VvOMnXep

[twerk nowitzki @campanamike]

can’t wait for the super bowl ad where she fakes an orgasm at a mrbeast burger

[Tom Tatun @TomTatun]

@normalandnice Woah throw a spoiler warning on the tweet

[FanGraphs Baseball @fangraphs]

Which Catcher Is the Best at Scrunching Himself Into a Tiny Ball? https://t.co/Rw0lmvaiZx

[King Crocoduck @crocoduck_king]

bro somebody PLEASE tell me how to read this, who tf is winning

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

We are either getting a Subway Series World Series or the 2 best teams in baseball all year long / Judge vs Ohtani World Series

Baseball is so back

[Tom Tatun @TomTatun]

@normalandnice For two years from 2015-2017 I got the same job rejection email from one company every three months. I had only applied to the job once.

[nutter butter @NutterButter]

"yes nutter butter" we all say in unison

[nutter butter @NutterButter]

are you Ready to perceive a nutter butter?

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Baseball is Dying

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[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Time to create a “Crazy Barry Bonds stats” Thread.

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