Tom the Intern

Unofficial intern of Baseball Today podcast and #06010MLB, mechanical engineer, occasional contributor to ESPN, 2014 Man's League champion, numbers guy

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There once was a man named Trout
The greatest baseballer, no doubt
He vowed one day
In a serious way
To never again make an out

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@ChrisRGun https://t.co/EdwFutZqRK

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If the @Dodgers win tonight, Freddie Freeman will be the first player to homer in every game of a World Series (In 1928, Lou Gehrig hit 4 HR in 4 games, but one game w/ 2 of them)

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@DSzymborski @BHIndepMO I would say almost more human than human

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I tweeted out this limerick in 2021 and Zack Hample blocked me:

There once was a man named Hample
Whose penchant for homers was ample
‘Twas profit he sought
And balls that he caught
O’er children with gloves he would trample

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@fangraphs 😬

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@mike_petriello I wonder if they had to edit out any audible cringes

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First they took the Baseball Today podcast, and now Fantasy Focus Baseball. Thank you for all of the years of fun and analysis, @karabelleric, @SultanofStat, and @KyleSoppeESPN. I guess this means my internship is over

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macaulay sulkin’

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@HighHeatStats I think you forgot Todd Bonzalez

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@hardba1l Hopefully not

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Imagine having a team go ahead in the top of the tenth inning and the game just being over

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@jeffwzimmerman We will see you guys again I'm sure

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That's still only the 3rd biggest Bills gut-punch loss of my lifetime

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@eballa1 Exactly! As a Bills fan, I knew if we lost the coin toss it would be tough

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@notaxation

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@jeffwzimmerman @smartfantasybb I have something I came up with that might be what you are looking for (if I understand the question correctly). DM me to discuss

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There once was a man named Hample
Whose penchant for homers was ample
‘Twas profit he sought
And balls that he caught
O’er children with gloves he would trample

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Quote this with a sports poem
And we might retweet you

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Hey Dabo, is Ohio State a top 10 team yet?