Misery Proton

IG: TomTheWickedOne

[Misery Proton @TomTheWickedOne]

“Cross my heart and hope to die” doesn’t seem to be working.

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@realDonaldTrump Of course you won’t you dishonorable phallous.

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[Misery Proton @TomTheWickedOne]

The United States has invaded countries to install the democratic process the Presidents followers tried to overthrow today.

Is there anything less patriotic?

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Pardon the language here, but I asked a House Democrat who is locked in his office whether Congress will reconvene tonight and finish its business. He replied:

“Yep. We’re going back. Fuck these assholes.”

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“THE LIGHT IS GREEN, ASSHOLE!” and other holiday favorites.

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@realDonaldTrump ...and you still lost.

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You guys really need to show more respect for Trump and his family.

Hahahahaha just kidding. Fuck your feelings and that #ShitholeFamily

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Has Trump been committed yet?

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Seriously having a hard time reconciling forcing your way into someone’s house (lawfully or not), then claiming self-defense when you’re being shot at.

Neither one is wrong, necessarily, but only one can be seen as a right.

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@LoveNLunchmeat

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Did you guys hear about the supermodel that escaped from jail by jumping out of a second story window? Probably not.

That’s pretty con descending if you ask me.

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At this point I’m willing to see how the US would fare without a president at all.

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White people: your Maltese/Poodle mix is not a “moodle”. It’s a mutt. Your Doberman/Labrador mix isn’t a “Dabrador”. It’s a mutt. Cut the shit.

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I don’t care what side of the isle you identify with — if you don’t see a problem with shooting unarmed civilians in the streets, we don’t have a political disagreement. We have a moral disagreement.

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@realDonaldTrump Poor little guy doesn’t understand statistics 😢

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I’m a nature lover. Except spiders.

Fuck spiders.

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If you think Trump is smart, you are dumb.

Thats not my opinion, that’s deductive logic.