Thomas Muscarello

Just trying to catch a tan as I watch the world burn

[New York Giants @Giants]

Look at us 😌

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Bud Dupree out here throwing haymakers at Saquon https://t.co/wsmZ60946j

[Thomas Muscarello @TomTomGPS_]

What do I have to do to get @elonmusk to pay my student loans?

[Thomas Muscarello @TomTomGPS_]

Me living life on the edge is sleeping on an air mattress next to a teething puppy.

[Thomas Muscarello @TomTomGPS_]

I was this years old (28) when I heard some psychopath order a bourbon Pilsner

[New York Giants @Giants]

RT to welcome Coach Daboll 👏

[HYPEBEARS @hypebearsclub]

Whitelist spots are running low! Got 5 more to drop on this post, just RT to win!

[Thomas Muscarello @TomTomGPS_]

Pizza is too damn good. Easily my kryptonite, and I don’t think I have ever or will ever turn down a plain slice.

[Thomas Muscarello @TomTomGPS_]

I feel like a proud father whenever I get someone to order a sour beer

[Eli Manning @EliManning]

You can’t teach speed!!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The time has come

[TPS @TotalProSports]

Tom Brady ring breakdown...

[Thomas Muscarello @TomTomGPS_]

I really want to dedicate the next 4 years of my life to try and make the USA handball team for the next summer Olympics

[Thomas Muscarello @TomTomGPS_]

In my 27 years of life, I have still never seen all of the cash resister open at the same time in a Walmart or Target… no matter the season. #WhatIsThePoint

[Thomas Muscarello @TomTomGPS_]

I am very aware that it is June 2021. However, more times than not I keep thinking that “last year” was 2019…

[Thomas Muscarello @TomTomGPS_]

Really miss @dunkindonuts flatbreads. #BringThemBack

[Thomas Muscarello @TomTomGPS_]

The amount of students who don’t know how to operate the lock on a door knob blows my mind... #TheyAreTheFuture

[Thomas Muscarello @TomTomGPS_]

Thank you God for shower beers, and the magic they have on the human soul.

[Thomas Muscarello @TomTomGPS_]

So we can leave voicemails, but we haven’t figured out a way to leave a message through FaceTime?

[Thomas Muscarello @TomTomGPS_]

Buying an air fryer has made me feel like a god amongst men. My adulting level is now over 9000.