rick sanchez

[rick sanchez @TomTommy250]

@TheWeirdWorld I like to say “searching through the filing cabinets”

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Happiness is a cabin on 800 acres, 3 lakes, 2 mountains, a forest, and no neighbors.

[rick sanchez @TomTommy250]

@KodakBlack1k UCLA for the win?

[rick sanchez @TomTommy250]

@OfficialTrolls You can’t tweet these if school hasn’t started yet ✋🏻

[rick sanchez @TomTommy250]

@KodakBlack1k I wish I could have gone I don’t even have a credit score

[rick sanchez @TomTommy250]

@KodakBlack1k UCLA dude

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Things people do in small towns:

Drive around.
Eat at the same 2 restaurants.
Drive around more.
Go to town that is slightly bigger.
Make a bonfire.
Call friend to see if they want to drive around.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Cracks a cold one instead of goin’ to the gym*

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

I like to have at least 5 practice beers before I have my actual beer.

[Stumbler Videos @StumblerVideos]

My friendships in recent years:

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[NHL @NHL]

It's that day of the week! #tGIF

[rick sanchez @TomTommy250]

Since when were autistic people allowed to drive?

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Never look at your beer as half empty. Always look at it as halfway to your next beer.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Need a beer and the weekend

[rick sanchez @TomTommy250]

The wind cried mary

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Only 364 days till the 4th of July.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Budweiser’s red
Bud is blue
The 4th of July is tomorrow
So crack a cold one or two. 🇺🇸

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Hangovers are temporary, drunk stories are forever.