Tom Townsend

[Witney & District FA @wdfafootball]

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[Ducklington FC @DucklingtonFC]

Squad photo. Photo credits to @willpotter11

[Ducklington FC @DucklingtonFC]

COMPETITION TIME! Win a signed pair of @_DanStan_ boots. All you have to do is retweet and follow for a chance to win this fantastic prize!

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

Hi @Greg_douglass, failure is the first step to success. The second step is growing a ponytail. #DaretoZlatan

[Tom Townsend @TomTownsend99]

@J_Murphy91 @8Fact_Footballl @Joe_Elsmore @FrankPClarke David Moyes bought it cause he thought it might help him win a few games.

[Tom Townsend @TomTownsend99]

@AdyKew I know I read this earlier 'Spanish style' what a silly twat.

[George Millin @GeorgeMillin]

God I hate Vettel #prick

[George Millin @GeorgeMillin]

Having the house to myself for a week makes me want my own place even more #savesavesave

[Tom Townsend @TomTownsend99]

People watching always gets me laughing. #cheapthrills

[Tom Townsend @TomTownsend99]

Got the bad butterfly feeling.

[Tom Townsend @TomTownsend99]

@AdyKew fooking bastard. Suck on ma fooking finger ya big hairy cunt. Hahaha she cracks me up.

[Tom Townsend @TomTownsend99]

@AdyKew @frankpaulclarke hahaha I cnt wait to have kids with u sxy bbz I love u trillions sxy bbz.

[Tom Townsend @TomTownsend99]

@hollie_cornes hint hint @FrankPaulClarke

[Tom Townsend @TomTownsend99]

@j_murphy91 . . . . You're 9th quiet down big boy.

[Lucy Upton @LucyVHUpton]

Fancy taking a trip to the airport and getting on the next available flight to anywhere... #ideal

[Edwin van der Sar @vdsar1970]

Feels like D day with all The hype in papers and Internet about the game tonight #Manutd. Hope players are ready and good luck @rioferdy5!

[Tom Townsend @TomTownsend99]

Waking up fully clothed and not remember much at all. #stowfordstagger

[Tom Townsend @TomTownsend99]

@AdyKew I still tell everyone you're older than me so 😝

[Tom Townsend @TomTownsend99]

@elliskeenan91 thanks eldog see you later :)