This is dynamite from Kaveh Solhekol on Sky Sports News. Absolutely nails it. He has the Tories and BBC on toast. Well done!! ๐ Take 2 mins and watch๐#garylineker#ImWithGary#MOTD#ToryFascists
I put out peanuts for the birds every morning and they have started bringing me elastic bands. I donโt speak bird, what could this mean, and do I have to eat the elastic bands now?
Sod it. Have a couple of Black Friday Deals:
A Pint of The Black Stuff: ยฃ3
Black Sambuca: ยฃ1.50
NONE MORE BLACK.
ALL WEEKEND AT THE FERRET.
The bar opens 4pm on Fri & Sat. So you can take advantage of these offers IMMEDIATELY.
#nonemoreblack#blackfriday#theferret#preston
ANNOUNCING: SPACE
The Ferret, Preston
Fri 28th Jan 2022
Liverpool's Britpop icons & quirky indie-rock veterans Space have sold over 5 million records worldwide. Singles include Neighborhood, Female of the Species, Me & You Vs. The World & many more!
Tix: https://t.co/MO5wOO2okU