Tom Wheatley

[SICK CHIRPSE @SickChirpse]

HUNGOVER? SKINT? NEED PIZZA?

We got you.

WIN EVERYTHING IN THIS PHOTO AT 4:20PM

RT TO ENTER

#PIZZA #COMPETITION

[Tom Wheatley @tomwheatley]

@HannahBS7 loved the spice girls, to be honest 2 songs wasn't enough!

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@HannahBS7 @felixwoodyatt brilliant!! That was the best thing all night!

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Corpse

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Classic English....stage fright.

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@Felixwoodyatt do idea what that is! #twitterhacked #noidea #betyoulikeityoupaedo

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@scott_mills Just to reiterate, 'strategy' on the apprentice has to be on 'oh whats occurring' tomorrow! I just want to know how amount.

[Tom Wheatley @tomwheatley]

@troyofthehill this is twitter

[Better Email @trybetteremail]

Tiger Woods: Half Black/Half Asian. Fighting with his wife: Black. Crashing his car because of it: Asian.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Merry Xmas eve Twonks
Start eating now!
Here's Karl's take on this festive season

http://t.co/WXXjGN5l
Ha ha Bless him

[Tom Wheatley @tomwheatley]

Did my first tweet in 750 days yesterday, since then I have acquired 8 new followers all fake trying to sell me porn. #twitpornspam

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@LeeMcCusker yeah I'll be around, at liquorice gardens no doubt.

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Decided to get into twitter, any suggestions for people to follow?

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my mate andy, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II39Y9yrmB0

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my sister is spoiled by my mum

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Showing my dad twitter

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not looking forward to going out in the sop

[Tom Wheatley @tomwheatley]

went to see avatar yeasterday, amazin.