Tom

Late of this Parish

[Tom @TomWhite_34]

@TheLOTRMemes A dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the fucking dark

[Tom @TomWhite_34]

Djed Spence national team redemption arc also completed

[Tom @TomWhite_34]

Thrilled to announce that the Djed Spence redemption arc is complete & has been for some time

[Tom @TomWhite_34]

Is Tuchel going to wait until France have come all the way back from four down to make changes?

[Tom @TomWhite_34]

I’ll never understand the stutter-step penalty. Get your fucking foot through it

[Tom @TomWhite_34]

Is Ally McCoist blind? Keeps harping on that it’s a foul because of the shirt pull, but the foul is clearly the Egyptian defender standing on Martinez’ foot, no?

[Tom @TomWhite_34]

Can’t remember the last time England played such a complete game. Literally to a man. Beating Mexico in their own stadium, where they’ve hardly ever lost, with a man down. Absolutely incredible 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Tom @TomWhite_34]

John Stones has been colossal

[Tom @TomWhite_34]

Tin hat time for England here

[Tom @TomWhite_34]

Gabriel got to be sick to the back teeth of Haaland by now

[Tom @TomWhite_34]

I don’t think there are enough words that resemble astonishment left to do justice to what Lionel Messi is still doing on a football pitch at 39 years of age

[Tom @TomWhite_34]

I am absolutely convinced at this point that no one was actually watching Harry Kane when he was playing for Tottenham. The idea, and I’ve heard it a couple of times now from various pundits, that him dropping deep & playmaking is a sudden new evolution of his game is baffling me

[Tom @TomWhite_34]

Remember when Harry Kane was at Spurs and they were telling us he wasn’t world class

[Tom @TomWhite_34]

Without Joao Palhinha we’re gearing up for a season in the Championship & if he wants to stay I think we owe him that. We’re always demanding loyalty from players but that cuts both ways

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 João Palhinha gives priority to Tottenham as the feeling with Roberto De Zerbi is very good.

If deal can’t be agreed with Spurs, Sporting are keen and ready to act but #THFC are the priority for João.

[Tom @TomWhite_34]

Sheer, sweet, beautiful fucking relief. COYS

[Premier League @premierleague]

Spurs secure safety on The Final Day, while West Ham's 14-year stay in the Premier League comes to an end.

[Tom @TomWhite_34]

Christ I don’t know if my heart’s going to hold out for ninety minutes of this. COYS

[Tom @TomWhite_34]

Has anyone in the Maguire family not had a say on his omission from the England World Cup squad? I’m waiting to see what the family parrot makes of it

[Tom @TomWhite_34]

Tuchel is trolling us and to be honest I rate it

[Tom @TomWhite_34]

Tottenham shooting themselves in the foot in a big game 100% record still intact

[Tom @TomWhite_34]

Hantavirus held much more appeal to me when I thought it was called Huntervirus. Was picturing a bloke with a white hat & a handlebar moustache. Couldn’t give a shit now

[Tom @TomWhite_34]

A word for Kinsky though - incredible again tonight. In the end he kept us in a game that we should never have been in danger of losing

[Tom @TomWhite_34]

We have literally chucked two points away there. In the driving seat, Leeds just waiting to be killed off & instead we gift them a way back into the game. We could & should have been all but safe tonight. Such a wasted opportunity