Tom Wingfield

I have a sister named Laura 💔 and a mother named Amanda . I love to drink 🍷. Always looking for a new adventure. Future Shakespeare writer, just wait on it.

[Tom Wingfield @TomWing04815421]

I can’t stop thinking about you, I’m sorry Laur. 😔 #lonely #ILoveYou

[Tom Wingfield @TomWing04815421]

If only I knew Jim was engaged. Talk about an awkward experience for my sis. #yikes #unlucky

[Tom Wingfield @TomWing04815421]

I think I just brought home a stud for Laura, you could say he was a high school hero, but he was my hero. #stud #popularGuy

[Tom Wingfield @TomWing04815421]

Hopefully mother doesn’t scare Jim away! #worried #HeIsCool

[Tom Wingfield @TomWing04815421]

For me, I never needed math. It‘s obvious moving>movies.
#roadtrip #BigPlans

[Tom Wingfield @TomWing04815421]

I can already imagine Jim being my brother-in-law. He already thinks I’m Shakespeare. #blessed #DontMessThisUp

[Tom Wingfield @TomWing04815421]

Trying to explain to my mother that Laura is crippled and special is like talking to a brick wall; both don’t listen. #frustrated #MomProblems

[Tom Wingfield @TomWing04815421]

Just got out of the interrogation room with my mother, hopefully Jim fits her standards. #20Questions #annoyed

[Tom Wingfield @TomWing04815421]

Why would you ask someone what they wish for? It just ruins the whole idea of a wish. #mysterious #MindYourBusiness

[Tom Wingfield @TomWing04815421]

Mother, thank you so much for making me almost late to work over a boyfriend for Laura. #rushing #StillMadeIt

[Tom Wingfield @TomWing04815421]

So you’re telling me if I find Laura a man, I’m set free? #Motivated #LetsGo

[Tom Wingfield @TomWing04815421]

“Man is by instinct a lover, a hunter, and a fighter.” None of this is my life. #empty #IWantAdventure

[Tom Wingfield @TomWing04815421]

The magic trick by Malvolio the Magician related so much to my life. #MindBlown #intrigued

[Tom Wingfield @TomWing04815421]

I LoVe tHe MOviEs. I’m so drunk! #adventuretime #MovieMonday

[Tom Wingfield @TomWing04815421]

I can’t find this darn house key, hopefully I don‘t wake up Laura or my mother. #IHopeIDo #RiseNShine

[Tom Wingfield @TomWing04815421]

I’m really leading that double life. Tom during the day, El Diablo at night. Take that mom. #TwoInOne #GangsterVibes

[Tom Wingfield @TomWing04815421]

I’m just trying to have some fun at night, it doesn’t matter to me if my job and condition is in jeopardy! #rebel #NoResponsibilities

[Tom Wingfield @TomWing04815421]

That feeling when your mother interrupts your writing because of the way you sit... 🙄🙄 #FutureShakespeare #ThesePoemsArentGonnaWriteThemselves

[Tom Wingfield @TomWing04815421]

Only nerds keep their yearbooks by their glass menagerie. LOL. #nerd #MySisWasntPopular

[Tom Wingfield @TomWing04815421]

When you need to find your sister a man, and you don’t know if she has ever liked a boy. #SoTheresNoChance #ThisWillBeHard