Tom A.F.

I'm a hermit and I'm a goddamn free American.

[Tom A.F. @Tom_A_F]

1. Do it grip?
2. Do it stink?

[Tom A.F. @Tom_A_F]

Wife's midriff is distracting me from work. And she knows it.

[Tom A.F. @Tom_A_F]

I am on Fantano's side simply because Halsey is a woman.

[Tom A.F. @Tom_A_F]

@PaulSkallas And it sucks dick.

[Tom A.F. @Tom_A_F]

@Rightanglenews

[Tom A.F. @Tom_A_F]

@PerryALPHA Sometimes a man's gotta rumble in the jungle.

[Tom A.F. @Tom_A_F]

@TheGriftReport You kind of have to.

[Tom A.F. @Tom_A_F]

@dyingscribe My wife CANNOT know of this.

[Tom A.F. @Tom_A_F]

Coworker said "I'm working on my mental." And now I hate them. You don't work on your "mental." You work on your mental HEALTH. Finish the goddamn phrase.

[Tom A.F. @Tom_A_F]

@shop how'd this shit get in my orders?

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock2]

What the hell is going on???

[Tom A.F. @Tom_A_F]

@SopranosWorld Ah yes, "the card game."
I draw a card.
My niece draws a card.
She wins.

[Tom A.F. @Tom_A_F]

@DrewVento Look at this picture and tell me, honestly, that you see a biological female.

[Tom A.F. @Tom_A_F]

@9mmsmg My wife would've smelled it on me.

[Tom A.F. @Tom_A_F]

@NWBroJaneway My question is how does this affect the Sonichu medallion? Is it dampened in some way?

[Tom A.F. @Tom_A_F]

@HaterReport It's uplifting seeing a man fall in love.

[Tom A.F. @Tom_A_F]

Need to practice my wife's mantra: don't engage with retards.

[Tom A.F. @Tom_A_F]

@frozenaesthetic

[Tom A.F. @Tom_A_F]

@NewsBarron

[Tom A.F. @Tom_A_F]

I haven't had Wendy's in a minute.
It slaps.