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[TomFletcher @Tom_Fletcher_]

@KendamilUK Hi, can you please confirm that you do not receive your milk from arla farms, or any farms that will be trialing this new food additive called bovaer? Thanks.

[TomFletcher @Tom_Fletcher_]

@Steffanie03 No such thing as a few Steven it’s a myth 😂

[TomFletcher @Tom_Fletcher_]

@DonaldJTrumpJr @Steffanie03 😂😂

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

Gareth Southgate names his England squad tomorrow, and as your grandmother might say, "they seem like a lovely bunch."

But the current crop aren't complete angels.

From scrapping with police to propositioning pregnant fans, we've rated the squad's wildest moments...

[TomFletcher @Tom_Fletcher_]

@ashe666 Haha that made me chuckle 😂🤣 I’ll take specimen!

[TomFletcher @Tom_Fletcher_]

@Nigel_Farage @Steffanie03 get aload of this steven

[TomFletcher @Tom_Fletcher_]

Creasing 🤣🤣

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

He claims to be the fastest reader in the world… but the judges weren’t having it 😳👀 https://t.co/Dq2p04HpUu

[TomFletcher @Tom_Fletcher_]

@Steffanie03 Can’t wait to meet the little Jonesy

[TomFletcher @Tom_Fletcher_]

The urge to buy a puppy is real

[TomFletcher @Tom_Fletcher_]

@Steffanie03 Who sleeps on their belly anyway ya weirdo, all about sleeping on ya back and snoring the night away 🎶😂

[TomFletcher @Tom_Fletcher_]

Ran out of sugar for my morning cuppa, had to use honey instead. 5/10. Expected worse, hoped for better.

[TomFletcher @Tom_Fletcher_]

Hangover that bad I’m going for a sleepover at my mums loool

[TomFletcher @Tom_Fletcher_]

Think a duck and pancakes is in order

[TomFletcher @Tom_Fletcher_]

Creasing

[P 🍀 @paulyc86]

Due to her death, you will no longer receive a letter from the Queen for your 100th birthday. Instead, you will now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14

[M @mobzw]

They have started 😭😭😭

[TomFletcher @Tom_Fletcher_]

@ashe666 Much love my guy! Hope you and the family are all good x

[TomFletcher @Tom_Fletcher_]

@Steffanie03 @TansuYegen I’m 💯giving this a go!!

[TomFletcher @Tom_Fletcher_]

@Steffanie03 @JeremyVineOn5 @theJeremyVine @StormHuntley Lol crazy he only coughed right before he said ‘cough’ as a symptom and then not again!😂 worlds gone soft!

[TomFletcher @Tom_Fletcher_]

@Steffanie03 What a shock ay?! Crazy that literally every ‘conspiracy’ has ended up being true

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

If I was Rishi Sunak – married to a woman wealthier than the queen – I would probably enjoy a life of pure leisure. Instead, he's chosen to spend his life harming people far less fortunate than himself. What sort of person does that?