Hello everyone hope you’re having a good day. Today I’m thinking about my old pal Sean Lock, and his family. And I’m sending out good thoughts to all those of you who are missing someone today.
Don’t forget to vote Labour today:
4 day week
Free broadband
Free unicorn
Free childcare
3 million doctors
2bn trees
£50 an hour minimum wage
When you wake up on Friday you’ll also have a 12-inch cock as thick as a flag pole and you get to pick 5 famous birds to shag too.