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[Witty social media name @Tom_LUnited]

Do Ineos genuinely expect us to be okay with signing complete and utter dross whilst our rivals are signing players that actually excite fans?

Bruno G. Vini Jr.

Whilst we were exploring a cut price deal for fucking Summerville!!! And some of ours fans were okay with it!!!

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Arsenal exploring move to sign Vinicius Junior from Real Madrid. #AFC interest early stage + clubs not yet in talks but idea approved at all levels. Much rests on contract process as no breakthrough yet & #RMFC do not want free exit @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/qYdS5vlfE6

[Witty social media name @Tom_LUnited]

What the fuck?

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United in advanced talks to sign Youri Tielemans from Aston Villa. All parties in contact as #MUFC try to finalise - 29yo midfielder keen on move. Ederson deal off for now; #MUFC may look to revisit later this summer @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/KbWwD1jxov

[Witty social media name @Tom_LUnited]

Rice Bruno G
Rodri Anderson
Caiceido Enzo
Fernandes Tonali

And we’re fucking signing Ederson and Santos. Can’t get over it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[s @exfootballfan]

I can’t explain how bad Ederson & Andrey Santos are. Like Everton fans would complain if they had this window. They are fucking shit signings and no amount of mental gymnastics will convince us.

[Witty social media name @Tom_LUnited]

If they announce Ederson next, I think that might actually finish me off.

£90 million on two absolute clowns in the middle hahahahah

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Manchester United reach agreement with Chelsea to sign Andrey Santos. Deal for 22yo #CFC midfielder worth £48m + £2m easily achievable add-ons & 10% sell-on clause. Permission given to undergo #MUFC medical; personal terms in place @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/TY4qfwhHT4

[Witty social media name @Tom_LUnited]

@UtdFaithfuls So good if true??

The club should fucking FOLD if they don’t sign someone with genuine quality for that midfield.

We’ve spent £90 million fucking DOWNGRADING the midfield at present so they best have someone fucking sensational lined up.

[Witty social media name @Tom_LUnited]

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[Witty social media name @Tom_LUnited]

Expected him to be on half a million week.

Had a look. He’s on £211,000 per week.

What the fuck are they playing at?! Just pay him the money!!

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

🚨 JUST IN - Fabrizio Romano!

Internally, Man Utd consider Tchouaméni as the PERFECT replacement for Casemiro.

However, United have made it clear to those close to the player that the only way he can go to United is on a different salary.

Secondly, United are yet to receive any green light from Real Madrid to negotiate for Tchouaméni. [@FabrizioRomano, YT]

[Witty social media name @Tom_LUnited]

Please find a broken toe that never healed and fail him

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ Éderson deal: after initial medical check, Man United will make sure Brazil midfielder undergoes regular medical in the UK after World Cup.

Fee agreed with Atalanta, personal terms done also 1 month ago but waiting for the medical to sign.

🎥 https://t.co/t1njfvDuie

[Witty social media name @Tom_LUnited]

Guy has absolutely nothing about him whatsoever. The master of the safe backwards pass. 0 responsibility taken.

[CounterPressers @CounterPressers]

Andrey Santos would be a truly exceptional signing for Manchester United.

Exactly the type of profile they should be targeting; brave first phase receiver that would significantly elevate the technical & physical floor of the squad.

[Witty social media name @Tom_LUnited]

@terryflewers Okay so you admit that we’re signing a player who isnt as good as what our rivals have?

And you think that’s a good thing?

[Witty social media name @Tom_LUnited]

@terryflewers We need a midfield rebuild.

Aaaaaaaaaand we’re looking at signing a midfielder that isn’t good enough to start for a rival.

It’s absolutely about his lack of quality. Hes nowhere near good enough. Nowhere near.

[Witty social media name @Tom_LUnited]

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC @Will_Unwin Fucking bleak signing that

[Witty social media name @Tom_LUnited]

Guus Hiddink

[george @StokeyyG2]

If you had the choice to decide who’s the next Prime Minister of the UK (doesn’t have to be a politician), who you picking?

[Witty social media name @Tom_LUnited]

Pivot to Wharton or Tonali.

Oh and fuck Summerville. Go for Diomande!

The lack of ambition with our targets is alarming #MUFC

[Witty social media name @Tom_LUnited]

Don’t you dare pay this amount of money for him. There are at least 300 better midfielders in world football available for less.

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨🌕| NEW: West Ham’s starting price for Mateus Fernandes is £85m because they believe day by day more clubs are joining the race to sign him. The club with the best proposal with West Ham will be able to close the deal with the player. [@FabrizioRomano]

[Witty social media name @Tom_LUnited]

Would be very, very happy with that.

If it was the league cup starting XI whilst we rested our better players.

[Daniel Emirate. @Dan_emilly67]

Would you be happy with this?

[Witty social media name @Tom_LUnited]

It’s annoying because I wish it were true. We could do so much better. Jesus.

[Matteo Moretto @MatteMoretto]

El Tottenham está muy cerca de llegar a un acuerdo con Mateus Fernandes sobre el contrato.

Todavía no ha habido ninguna negociación oficial con el West Ham.

Mateus Fernandes, en el punto de mira también de otros grandes clubes, está abierto a fichar por el Tottenham.

[Witty social media name @Tom_LUnited]

If I see us sell Rashford, buy Summerville and then watch Liverpool sign Diomande…

I’m going to find a new sport. Football isn’t for me.

[Witty social media name @Tom_LUnited]

@Muppetiers Outlandish prices for players that take us to the next level

Vs

High prices for average targets that do absolutely nothing to close the gap.

Solution surely has to be less players through the door? Would rather us make 2 great signings than 6 average ones. Painful!