Tom O

I like trees. I don't believe in luck, but i do believe in tradition.

[Tom O @Tom_O32]

Megan just called me her #dumblove - am I in trouble?

[Tom O @Tom_O32]

This probably makes me a terrible parent, but just found out my kid loves ol’ dirty bastard. #shimmyshimmyya #likesrawcheerios

[Tom O @Tom_O32]

So I’ve heard of a #1, a #2, and even a #3. I just heard someone say a #5... is that passing a kidney stone???

[Tom O @Tom_O32]

My son just punched me in the balls for the first time. So it begins...

[Tom O @Tom_O32]

My kid is in the “put EVERYTHING in my mouth stage” #milo #baby ##nomnomnom

[Tom O @Tom_O32]

Ok who else here just remembered they have a Twitter? #justme #thatsok #illforgetagaininafewdays

[Tom O @Tom_O32]

Do I know anyone that can make apps? My idea is a rating site like Yelp, but strictly for the bathrooms they have. Calling it poopdedoo.

[Tom O @Tom_O32]

@Hudsonaa you're too young to understand....

[Tom O @Tom_O32]

@Hudsonaa this is an argument trump supporters are using. "Hey, the USA should be more like North Korea." It boggles the mind.

[Tom O @Tom_O32]

Apparently trump supporters want to make the US great again. Like North Korea. #politics #Drumpf #republicans

[Tom O @Tom_O32]

TIL: my wife hates when I refer to our dog as "the he-bitch."

[Tom O @Tom_O32]

There is a swing cover of black hole sun? Why did I only first hear it in the bathroom at Olive Garden? Why am i at #OliveGarden?

[Tom O @Tom_O32]

Of course there is a Taco Bell in weed, ca. #tacobell #tourlife #lexingtonfield

[Lexington Field @lexingtonfield]

We just wanted to remind everyone to tune into NBC (or set your DVR) TONIGHT after Saturday Night Live for our... http://t.co/QttiJhc2Bp

[Tom O @Tom_O32]

Ughh... Youth mission trip day at in n out. #gross

[Tom O @Tom_O32]

Someone stole my sock from the mailbox. #rude #beachproblems

[Tom O @Tom_O32]

Quote from @Hudsonaa "summer's eve? Didn't they sponsor the #EntourageMovie?"

[Lexington Field @lexingtonfield]

#Rumors #Greenwood @EASTGRANDRC #NewAlbum #Soon @beautown @Tom_O32 @livie_b @BryanHane

[Tom O @Tom_O32]

New business idea: the libido burrito. Burritos designed to... Well you get the idea...

[Tom O @Tom_O32]

Those guys wear sports armor. I'm talking full contact figure skating. Like pretty rugby on the ice. With sequins. https://t.co/arVhCbTpKa