Tom Starkey

If you want loyalty in this game, buy yourself a dog x

[Tom Starkey @Tom_Starkey3]

Any recommendations for a good Strawberry Daquiri on the Gaza Strip?

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Israel and Sri Lanka added to travel corridor list — people returning to England, Wales & Northern Ireland from those countries won't need to quarantine from Saturday https://t.co/GGmDC68EoS

[Tom Starkey @Tom_Starkey3]

@PaulHowkins92 52 lucky Premier League Package holders, with 130,000+ loyalty points, will be picked at random, to sell their houses to fund his wages for a year, I've heard mate. Not really committed to the club, if you are not willing to do it and make your family homeless, are you?

[Tom Starkey @Tom_Starkey3]

If I see this on my timeline, 99 times out of 100, I'll watch it. The 1 other time, I'll have a good, long, hard think about it.... And then watch it twice.

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

🗓️ On This Day in 2019…

Ben Stokes at Headingley. Needs no introduction 🔥

[Tom Starkey @Tom_Starkey3]

@spud8550 I for one, am shocked, that you have not understood the joke here

[Tom Starkey @Tom_Starkey3]

*Insert Championship club* have signed Erling Haaland...

Luke Spud: "Average player, doesn't occupy defenders effectively, like Ellis Simms. Also still prefer Bassette, running around like a coked up honey badger. Trust Doug King"

[Luke Spud 🌎 ✈️ @spud8550]

It’s another meh signing for me. He wouldn’t get in our team. #PUSB

[Luke Spud 🌎 ✈️ @spud8550]

Getting some early research done for the Hull City game by watching their game against Kasimpasa. #PUSB

[Tom Starkey @Tom_Starkey3]

@PaulHowkins92 People make me laugh mate, the truth is, majority of people have seen KKH play twice, against us last season. One of which, he got pulled after 65 minutes, after having a shocker 😂 He might be a top signing and as good as MVE, but we need to actually see him play first

[Tom Starkey @Tom_Starkey3]

@spud8550 @mattt22321990 That's not the point, I've already said that he won't leave Southampton. I don't care about how much money he's on, I'm not his accountant! The point I'm arguing is, you said you hypothetically wouldn't sign him, because he only scored 6 goals last season, which is stupid as fuck

[Tom Starkey @Tom_Starkey3]

@spud8550 @mattt22321990 Yes, because I'm the one missing key information, from this argument 😂

[Tom Starkey @Tom_Starkey3]

@spud8550 @mattt22321990 No it wasn't 😂 You were saying that you wouldn't sign Adam Armstrong, because he only scored 6 goals last season (half in the Prem) and were comparing it to Wright's scoring record, over his entire Coventry career 😂

[Tom Starkey @Tom_Starkey3]

@spud8550 @mattt22321990 You're right Luke, he probably won't come to us, you know why? Because a team like Southampton, with promotion aspirations, will be delighted using his services, as a proven 20 goal a season Championship striker 😂

[Tom Starkey @Tom_Starkey3]

@spud8550 @mattt22321990 Why are you acting like Wright scored 31 goals, in one season?😂 He scored 12 league goals last year Luke, which is great, considering he was injured for 3 months, but let's not try and pretend that Armstrong, isn't a proven Championship goalscorer, with multiple 20+ goal seasons

[Tom Starkey @Tom_Starkey3]

@JoeCov8 @PaulHowkins92 All 21 goals that got us to the playoffs!! And regardless, the original question is, who would win out of the 22/23 team and our team now, so are you saying that Simms is a better player?

[Tom Starkey @Tom_Starkey3]

@SamDigger5 @PaulHowkins92 On what basis? Genuinely interested?

[Tom Starkey @Tom_Starkey3]

12 games into the season and not even in the relegation zone, with comfortably the worst squad in the league.... what a baffling decision

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Steve Cooper's time at Leicester City is over.

#BBCFootball

[Tom Starkey @Tom_Starkey3]

@JamesFisher10 @SteveBoxman Shakespeare of our time 😭

[Tom Starkey @Tom_Starkey3]

@SuppressedSikh @JamesFisher10 😭😭

[Tom Starkey @Tom_Starkey3]

@SamEaton92 @PaulHowkins92 @Coventry_City Didn't have a Champions League Hat-trick, against Man City, on my bingo card 3 years ago, I can tell you that 😂

[Tom Starkey @Tom_Starkey3]

@PaulHowkins92 Nobody works harder, than this blokes agent 😂