Tom Twits

I view life through blue-tinted specs. Frequently sweary when Chelsea play. Can't stand Liverpool and enjoy laughing at Spurs.

[Tom Twits @Tom_Twits]

Happy, Happy, Happy days
I feel almost like a Geordie
#KTBFFH

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Bollocks

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Pissed off that Chelsea threw away 2 pts earlier BUT fucking loving watching Spurs being so bloody Spursey against Brighton
#HappyDays

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Yessssssss!!!

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Me and me Mam and me Dad and me Gran are not very impressed

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Absolutely fucking pathetic - WTF is delaying the substitutions?

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The Spanish must be shitting themselves

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I want the team back that played in the first half

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Gareth appears to have injected a heavy dose of negativity into the team at halftime, well done Gareth

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This might do us a favour - absolutely no excuse now for negative football. If the Dutch score again however I might re-tune … The Repair Shop is on BBC1

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Bloody good job that the Swiss are shit too

[Mark Glover ⭐⭐ @MGCFC1979]

Fuck me, the same boring, laborious, negative shit!

Only 2 highlights in that first half.

26th minute: I went for a piss.

39th minute: got a beer from the fridge!

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Always knew we were just pretending to be shit

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Rishi Sunak has more passion than Southgate

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Is anyone surprised?

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Any chance of a bit of passion?

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Boring
Soulless
Banal
Lacklustre
Soul-destroying
Dull
Lifeless
Ponderous

Why oh fucking why are we even there?

[Tom Twits @Tom_Twits]

Is anyone else still awake?

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Easy Easy Easy!
Southgate for King!
He’s always been my hero

[Tom Twits @Tom_Twits]

Four games
One goal
No passion
Can’t complain
We’re shit
Fuck off Southgate

Oops! COME ON ENGLAND

NEVER IN DOUBT!!!!!