V🔪

[eliz @eliza___v]

Something about calling a man a bitch

[V🔪 @Tomagothicc]

Imagine being so insufferable even ur grandma is like nah dawg you gotta go stay at the shelter 💀

[V🔪 @Tomagothicc]

This mf said if I were a candy I’d be a Carmello, but then he changed it to an Ice Breaker..why would he do that omfg what does that mean?! 💀

[ThatOneGuy55 @Tesla7771]

The Jimothy Ninja Flip
😂😂😂

[V🔪 @Tomagothicc]

I can’t believe I have fucking covid. This shit is WACK

[V🔪 @Tomagothicc]

Damn I really do be drooling a lot in my sleep 💀

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

i’d like to order a bowl of cigarettes. for the table.

[patark @orbofweed]

weed is a scheduled drug alright... scheduled for after work !

[V🔪 @Tomagothicc]

Fuckin hate this day.

[V🔪 @Tomagothicc]

This mf was beatboxing to himself in the bathroom and I forgot my phone was connected to the Bluetooth in the bathroom so all of a sudden music was blaring from a video I really thought was a gif. Now he’s ranting about how I scared the shit outta him lmfaooo

[daily sanrio ʚ♡ɞ @daiIysanrio]

me coming to hug u

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

have you ever been so stressed and you look in the mirror and you are like wow ok great i'm fucking ugly too

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

I hate when people in movies take two drags of a cigarette and then put it out, like damn there are cigaretteless children in Africa

[hoodie @99Cooking]

sometimes im like “I should stop smoking weed” and then I smoke weed and I’m like “this is exactly what we do it for”

[:P @23lollz]

substance abuse is calling me by my full government name

[fern 🕷️🕸️ @nijiimura]

Realized I talked too much shit at work yesterday and now I'm paranoid it's all gonna come back to me today

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

I wish i had the balls to k!ll myself instead of larping being suicidal

[kuno @kunoo]

When I become a millionaire, I won’t tell anyone but there will be signs.

[poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw]

jimothy