Twitch Streamer “Suburb Baby” starts losing his mind after finding out that Kai Cenat spent 10 minutes watching his stream 😭
“Kai spent 10 mins watching me on Twitch… I don’t need Streamer University… I already made it”
@greggertruck My friends ex stuffed rocks in the charge port of f his car and he argued with Tesla over it for 45 mins before accepting the estimate. Judy got them to find out there were rocks throughout..
Okay this is genuinely insane.
SpaceX just unveiled a satellite whose only job is to run AI. Not internet. Not GPS. Just compute, floating in orbit.
It's called AI1, and the reason behind it breaks your brain.
AI data centers on Earth are hitting a wall, not a chip wall, a physics wall.
They need staggering amounts of power and water just to stay cool, and we're running out of grid and land to build them.
So Musk's answer is: stop building them on Earth.
In orbit, the sun never sets. Free power, 24/7. No water for cooling, you just radiate heat into the vacuum of space. The two things choking AI on the ground barely exist up there.
And here's the wild part: Musk says it's easier to build than a Starlink satellite. Strip out the complex antennas and it's "a lot of solar cells, a radiator, and some laser links."
One AI1 carries the compute of an Nvidia GB300 rack, the same hardware data centers fight over down here.
AI1 is just the first one. The plan is a constellation of up to a million of them.
And the timing isn't an accident, SpaceX goes public this week at a ~$1.75 trillion target. This isn't a rocket company anymore. It's positioning itself as the power grid for AI, in space.
The race for AI compute just left the planet. Literally.
@SpaceX
Ubisoft has announced a $500,000 Assassin's Creed buried treasure hunt that could take five years to solve
Fans must solve 15 puzzles to locate a buried chest in the Caribbean, and the first person to find it will win the prize