Tom 🐝

sniff ah da bell cheezes

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Remember to keep using biodegradable straws.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham has sacked Rachel Reeves as Chancellor

[The Purple Pimpernel @Eyeswideopen69]

All eight Reform MPs are ex-Tories.

You’ve been conned you stupid cunt.

[Roman Reigns SZN 💥 @reigns_era]

That creative team is a joke over there

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Government has launched a consultation on fireworks to protect dogs and pets

- Limit loud fireworks to professional displays only

- Tougher safety rules for lower-risk fireworks

- Bans on the most dangerous fireworks

[Mike Rodriguez Pellot (Inokiist Soldier) @MikeTheRebel23]

This is the worst fucking line ever uttered in a wrestling promo

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: The Government has announced under-16s will be banned from buying energy drinks from next year

Energy drinks will also be banned from all vending machines in England

[Triple Hausen’s Thoughts 💭 @TripleHHHPaulL]

Don’t feel bad for Darby. He’s the dumbest person in wrestling.

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

In other news: the Pope is a Catholic

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

It's illustrative how highly regarded Starmer is outside the UK where people are not influenced by the poisonous British media.

[Morrisan15 @morris_que14]

Need China to do this for RAM too

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

🚨 That’s right folks.

Work until you’re dead so that today’s older people can enjoy 40 year retirements.

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Call it the Trump Effect🇺🇸

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

This incident will damn Trump and the US for eternity

[Oliver @OWS1892]

"I was struggling to explain away the five million quid, but then Ann Widdecombe helpfully died."

[Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @TedUrchin]

@SuellaBraverman Labour under Starmer have reduced the crossings massively.
You, on the other hand, did fuck all and wasted millions on your ridiculous Rwanda scheme.
You are, and were, a joke politician.

[Lou D🌹 🇪🇸 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇺🇦 @louderry]

Because without the boats whats the point of reform?

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

You’re a Nazi.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

So NYC is legit just puppies and rainbows now?